SOOO, I've been smiling ALL DAY.
I've been taking a trip down memory lane (okay... so just into the archives of the plaza) and I can't stop smiling from all the old things the Sadril Clan has posted. WE ARE AWESOME! Seriously!
Firi
There are the rulers, fair and mean.
From Adolf Hitler, to Theodin King.
But none, I think, could sweep so clean
Than Gala Ala, our ruling queen.
*blink blink* I am a grandmother! *faints. recovers* Wot will Faramir say?
w00t! GO HUMANS!
AND GALA ALA, WOT EVER YOU DO! DO NOT ASSOCIATE YOUR SELF WITH EOYWN! *curses at Eoywn loudly* STAY CLEAR OF HER! *curses at her some more* Faramir stealing little.....
Question of the thread: Why is this thread all in green (Which happens to be the color for Istari) Are we racist here!?!?!
STOP CHATTING BEFORE I TURN PURPLE!
*turns purple*
AHHH!
When Gala Ala is around you better not chat.
When ever you see Tavi, never... I repeat NEVER insult mongeese
Love Faramir
This thread be CLOSED!
Yeah, CLOSED! AS IN NOT OPEN!
Any further posters will be subjected to Eat Legolas Tofu...
AND
dress up in a Haldir costume and parade around in front of Tavi...
And...why not
I will make you fit Gandalf’s underdrawers!
The Last three posts where completely chatty, please post longer posts! I feel like Gala Ala and I really don’t care.
Erm Foofoo dust? I just kinda made it up...I suppose it makes you foofooish? Yeah..FooFooish. It gives you foofooishness...it makes you foofooishnessly. and then you do Foofooishnesslyish things!
*gasps* Gala Ala didn’t cut off Tavi’s head! Mwhaha *throws in alot of useless chatter*
Docky!
Mally I have a theme song "Mally the Giant, carnivorous pandabear..."its got its glitches, but it will turn out fine!
Firi: Oh and you forgot to make Mar’s name in Italics...DO IT DO IT! *ebil grin*
Gala: Mar in italics! EBIL!!!
THREAD CLOSED!
C-L-O-....erm SED!
DEEDEEDEE...GALA ALA IS MAKING A NEW ONE!
AND FURTHUR POSTERS WILL BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO FIRI AND ARA’S OLD STORIES OF HOGWARTS...
AND
LISTEN TO AEO NAME OFF ALL OF HER CHILDREN...IN ABC ORDER...BACKWARDS!
MWHAHA
*sprinkles foofoo dust*
Please, I am sick and TIRED of hearing the rule loving Sadrils complaining...er *cough* Gala and Avan* I mean...no chatting or else...or else I will whack you! Yeah! I will whack you and force you to give the ebil squirrels a bubble bath! Meep!
This thread is dedicated to Gala Ala, for without you we would all be posting chat.
AND FURTHER POSTS WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE GALA ALA A FOOT MASSAGE! *Mwaha* AND AFTER THAT YOU WILL COME WITH AUNTIE FIRI AND LABLE CANNED MUSHROOMS!
Gala (ME!)
Gala has spoken! *runs away*
AUNT CHEEPERS - ...why are you yelling my name at me? *sob*
Not even going to say STOP about the chatting... (oh wait... I just did)
Lali!!!!!!!
*screams...*
Avan!!!!!!! *...runs away*
Hide! Once again welcome to the (Tavi is Strange) Sadril Clan!
Very funny pasttimes we have, but I don’t feel like commenting on them, so I’m going to leave my post at that... over 200 characters so no one can yell at me, not even myself, so... meh
o_0 Aunt Cheepers, now why would you want to put 40 pounds of Lime Starburst on me? *cries*
Welcome everyone to the Sadril Clan... hopefully one day I shall meet you all... and remember all your names...
AVAN! LALI! GUESS WHAT? *she smiles foolishly* I just realized I have the best sisters in ME...
Haldir and Legolas are both elvendeliciousness... matter settled!
*points her finger at Avan and Elwe and laughs*
Mum, you’re wierd and you talk too much
Rule-loving? *cries*
*huggs Almare* It’s okay hun... *pours a bucket of snowballs on her head*
Aeo responding to me switching to Rohan... (and other things)
*Stares at Gala* Wow, that was random... like, REALLY random...
*Burps in Gala’s face* Love you, my googlyface! *Cuddles her*
GALA ALMATARI SADRIL CARVANI!!! Why didn’t you tell Auntie that you could write like I can’t believe??? *Stares* Man... that was good...
*Is off to somehow post her Thread Opener in the WC so that everyone can laugh at her*
*Pokes Riel/Ara/Buttmunch/Whatevever She’s Going By Now for no particular reason*
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME THANKS TO GALA OR SOMEONE, I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THREAD CLOSED!!!!
ALL VIOLATORS OF THE CLOSURE WILL HAVE TO BE SUBJECT TO FIRI’S LECTURE ON HOW SHE CHANGED KINGDOMS THREE MILLION TIMES AND LOST A BILLION POINTS.
[and after someone posted again, Firi...]
Firi’s lecture:
Oh, dear Eru it was awful. Okay I was like all excited to go to Lorien. You know they whole new kingdom thingy. Drug Dealer Firi yeah, So my little nephew Mar comes in and is all like "oooh it is open!" So I am like "Cool!" and I join...boy was Mar wrong. So I was a nobody which REALLY wasn’t fun. And then I joined Rivvy again, just to get an icon, you know. And then there was the whole opening and I joined. then I figured out there was no foofoo...went back to rivvy. Then I joined Rohan...hate horses...smelly and now I am in Gondor but am seriusly contemplating joining Rivvy again. I just like bein an elf you know? But I already lost SO MANY points urg...
Just for the what-it’s-worth department, it kind of feels like I’m schitzophrenic when I’m talking to my granddaughter Dsaeo...
Did I mention I want 10 children?
Gala, my pet, tell me the truth. Can I be really difficult sometimes...? *g*
*Points and laughs* Gammy Gala!!!!
Legolas?!?!?!?!?! Gay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Yeah, right! You’re just jealous cause Haldir has a woman!!!
Ha ha, Lali’s old!!
Omg... My RL dad’s out in the kitchen quoting "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" in French... And he doesn’t even know French!! I’m the one that taught it to him. You know, the part where the Grinch says "They sing, and sing, and sing"? It goes "Ils chantent et chantent et chantent!!" He’s crazy.
I WANT LEGOLAS’ APPENDIX!!!!!!!!!
Ikky responding to me switching to Rohan... (and other things)
*hugglekisses Gala or Eggy or whoever you are* congrats on the move, if your happy as a horsie then thats what matters.
i want a napkin signed by Viggo! Viggo if youre reading this call me ok? you know the number, im the one you have the restraining order out on, all my details are in the police file.
I think i should set up a Lets Not Get Revenge On Gala and Just Give her A Muffin Instead club(just to be different) so wed be the LNGROGAJGHAMI. Pretty catchy methinks. Afterall, Gala does do a lot of good stuff for the clan. Check out ze funky banners for example!(also cos shes a nice)
Teveras
Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! Only I am allowed to post in bold red. Me, only me. I am minion. Minion= allowed to post in bold red. Other races= not allowed to post in bold red. Get it! I am gonna cry. You are being mean to me.
I have decided! Me and Slippers and Panda are going to be hermits!*Slippers and Panda reads Gala’s first post about Terevas being made of chocolate. They are awefully hungry.* Hey why are you two looking at me like that. Wait, wait. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHhahahahah. Slipers beak tickles. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Panda’s teeth hurt! Owowowowowow. Stop that!
I have finaly got over my bad mood. I am happy now. Ahahahahahaha! We need to get more minions in this family! Anyone have any business with me? Mom? Mallote? Mr. Slippers my lovable pet penguin who wheres the scarlet robe and the bear feet slippers, got any business? *Quack Quack* Alright I will tell Gala to leave the toilet seat down for now on? Alright? Stop badgering me!
*After a long day at the toothpick company ’Vas and Mr. Slippers come home very exausted. ’Vas checks the mail as Mr. Slippers gets ready for a nap in the refrigerator freezor.* Credit Card notice, junk mail, junk mail, manlypenguin magazine(Slippers has some issues)bill, bill, bill, bill. Who is this Bill? And how come we kep getting his mail?
Come on Mr. Slippers. It seems that we are not wanted anymore. Maybe we could visit your NICE family in antarctica. It seems once more we are outcasts. First the internatiol society of salami sandwich eaters, then the vegetarian’s society(apparently its wrong to eat a salami sandwich in middle of a meeting), and now the Sadril Clan. Come on Mr. Slippers.*Sniffel* Lets go find somewhere that we are wanted.
Ha ha! You said it couldn’t be done. You said I was a fake. So for the past couple of days I went to medical school. Now I am a real doctor. Time to re-open Dr. Caravas, PHD’s office. Right after I get my sandwhich. Be back in a couple of hours...its gonna be a big sandwhich.
Do I have to be a triplet or a twin? Can’t I be Terevas?
Belbel
I love the new and improved Gala though I must say you are a bit too cool now.
Bel: Gala, that ’s an excellent banner. Seems the young one is working hard for the clan. I am getting old, I guess.
Gala: *smiles* Yes! Me work hard for me clan! *glomps Bel*
Nyles
Plotting? Did I hear that there will be plotting? *Runs over to Mara and Firi’s huddle and starts plotting* Hmm what to plot, what to plot.
Scary? Us? No. This week we’re almighty remember
*is in total shock* No more foofoo? Or Faramir? Aunt Firi I’m impressed.
Oh, oh I’ll share a room with Auntie Firi!! And wecan have pillow fights and slumper parties and . . . . *realizes she’s getting carried away and stops.*
What? Did we all move to Britain all of a sudden?
Avan
Hmm ok thats it Vas you are starting to scare me.
I must say everyone in this family is INSANE. You are all weird just really weird. I wonder if you all think the same about me. Probably.
Ok yeah my family is insane and I don’t know how that came to be, but I’m just going to go along with this. Oh cats should die. Sorry but I’m not a cat lover. They seem to hate me to so its a mutual agreement.
Gala my dear sister take a breath and let it out slowly. Do this a couple of times. Feel better? Be calm cool and collected. Everything will be great if you do this.
Gala if you get a twin I might be very, very scared. I don’t think Lali and I could handle two terriorizers. Especially if you trained them to be just like you.
Gala- You are the terror in our little branch. I wonder what would happen if Mommy decided to adopt again and especially a boy. Would you give the crown to him or would you keep all to yourself? Keeps tickling you and makes sure Dock stays away.
Tavi
have you all ever noticed that my daughter Gala is THE most active Sadril? no matter what! i mean when i use to be..."younger"...on the plaza i was WAY active and now i’m just like...*shrug* i still care but i’m not as active so hats of to Gala for that! yay!
NO USELESS CHATTING OR I SHALL BE FORECED TO ATTACK YOU WITH MY SHOELACE OF DREADFUL WOE AND ETERNAL PITINESS! (pitiness?)
Bowser & Nami (my mongeese) had a child named Alec and he was stolen away by aeo or firi, one of those nutcases, when he was transformed into a pair of underwear by my beloved istari friend Chilandor
Gala we’re crazy!
whoot! well hey okay, so i love the banner Gala dear! it’s totally niftacious! Gala get 3 extra sadril points! lol *shrugs*
Taur
"Gala Ala: Lovely weather we’re having today isn’t it?
Firith: Oh yes, Gondor is simply lovely this time of year, don’t you agree?
Niqui: Oh hello my darling sister you don’t mind if I do something really horrible do you?
Taur: Just so long as you’re not chatty about it!
All: *laugh politely*"
Riki, i mean, I knew most Sadril were stark raving mad but you’re overqualified for the job!
Thats a mongoose! Ps whats with all the sudden mongoose worshipping? If you ask me, its just creepy! Just kidding again! Mongeese are related to meerkats yada yada yada rats
Dock
I see you in the War so please be careful my love I don’t want you getting hurt and if you are they WILL PAY IN BLOOD!!
Elwe
I’m going insane and I can’t move my hands Gala tied them together help!!!
Gala I am going to get you