I had a sock puppet when I was five or six. It was a yellow sock and her name was Rose-Rose. After a week or so of toting the puppet around wherever I went, my mother made me embarrassed to play with her. I put her in a drawer and told my mother she had suffocated.
UM BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I WAS CHECKING TO SEE IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME OR IF YOU WERE JUST IN IT FOR ALL THAT SEX WE'S BEEN HAVING. I MEAN SRSLY I AM IN THIS SHIT FOR REALZ GIRL. FO REALS. YOU MY SKANKSLAMJAMFUZZYPINKFOOFOOLOVE. HOLD ON HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP? IS THIS GOING TO MAKE ME FATZ????? ♥
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MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL DOOOO DOOO HOLLAAAAAA
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True addicts never think twice.
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DO YOU HATE ME NOW?
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look at our hot outfits, dude.
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