Comments | nightowl301: TO Whomever Keeps Pissing On The Seat

nightowl301

TO Whomever Keeps Pissing On The Seat

Apr 19, 2003 15:10

PLEASE STOP! I understand that maybe you can't control it. Maybe you don't have the upper body strength to LIFT UP the seat before you go. I also understand that you may have a really small penis. In this case, 1) get on the Howard Stern show so you can show how big of a freak you are. You might win money or a date with a porn star or ( Read more... )

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un4givable April 19 2003, 12:56:37 UTC

LMAO.... I'm not even gonna ask!

ilovethecure April 19 2003, 13:11:53 UTC

Dude in college I ended up living in this apartment with these nasty jocks. Their motto was, "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." DISGUSTING. I used to have to bring a can of lysol with me everytime I had to take a dump.

Re: un4givable April 19 2003, 13:25:17 UTC

Uck! Thanx fo rthat lovly picture. I bet you enjoyed living with them *heavy sarcasm*
I glad girls aren't usually that bad.

Holy Shit anonymous April 19 2003, 13:08:49 UTC

My dear Troy...that is awful. Just a suggestion: don't sit all the way down. As long as you don't get a hanger, you'll be ok. Plus, it's good exercise on the calves.

Dan

Re: Holy Shit nightowl301 April 19 2003, 15:09:28 UTC

If you're going to the bathroom at nght and you're tired... you dont wanna have to semi-stand... I get my calf exercize at the gym...

Re: Holy Shit ilovethecure April 19 2003, 15:25:32 UTC

You should make a game out of it. Try to pee from as far away as possible.

I have a urinating problem too. Like when you go to the urinal, you know how most guys stand as close as possible? I gotta give myself some space because I am grossed out at the "spray" factor that comes back at you..anybody else freaked out by the spray?

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Howard Stern nightowl301 April 19 2003, 22:30:03 UTC

I'm dying to know where he finds the freaks that go on his show...

pnutz4me April 19 2003, 21:31:34 UTC

Womans bathrooms are far worse.........trust me!

evil thecheeseeffect April 19 2003, 22:19:44 UTC

yeah, they are... i used to work at a waterpark... maintanance... *shudders*

Re: evil nightowl301 April 19 2003, 22:28:35 UTC

I've heard! sugarystar had a posting about that a week or two ago. I worked at walgreens and would occasionally clean the women's bathrooms and they were never THAT bad. But, I'll tkae your word for it.

Re: evil ilovethecure April 19 2003, 22:46:49 UTC

When I worked at McDonalds *shudders at the memory* I had to clean the men's and women's usually. They are both bad things but whats worse about the women's bathroom is the little bucket they have for used pads and tampons. *gag* Oh man..thats far worse than pissin' all over the seat.

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