Marriage

Apr 20, 2003 22:40

"Marriage is a life-long contract.
If the man breaks that contract, he has to give his wife half of his money.
If the woman breaks that contract, the man has to give her half of his money."

-Me

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ilovethecure April 20 2003, 20:08:33 UTC
You know women get to say they are accustomed to their standard of living and they get half of our money...

What about what the man is accustomed to? If we're accustomed to sex four times a week, we should at least get to have sex twice a week. We should get some "pussy payments".

--paraphrasing Chris Rock

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Chris ROck nightowl301 April 20 2003, 20:47:18 UTC
I have that CD! Chris ROck is AWESOME!

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jesssmiles2042 April 21 2003, 09:09:30 UTC
AWWWWWWWWW I could careless bout money here. I just want to be happy that is all. ~HUGZ~

Jess

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nightowl301 April 21 2003, 20:09:11 UTC
Well, you're in the minority there. In polls, women say the top 2 thigns in looking for a man is 1) money and 2) looks.

I'm afraid if I ever get divorced or a I marry a woman who is shadya nd devious that she'll wanna divorce me and take all my money. It makes me wanna have a pre nuptual agreement, BUT thats the most unromantic thing to ask a woman to do. Its liek preparing your marriage for failure. Assuming you're gonna get divorced. So I don't know...

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