I am feeling very nostalgic right now, but in a good way.

Dear Roger,
Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, April 6:

Love arrives just when you're least expecting it. Of course, you have to stop looking for it first. (It's tricky like that, love -- and it has a perverse sense of humor, too.) Worry about your life, and the love will follow.

You have a sexual IQ of 157


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Roger --

[adjective]:

Smelling like unscented lube all of the time

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

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Dear Roger,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, April 5:

You've got so much charm it's almost dangerous, but be careful where you aim all that stuff. Since you've got smarts aplenty, along with all that bedazzling charisma, it's up to you to use it responsibly.

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Your Birth Month is October
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I hate them......