LMAO

[nightvictorious]

xdsummersx: I'm hungry but I exercised today and did well and I know if I walk into the kitchen, the tortilla chips I'm addicted to are magically gonna fly off the fridge, pop open and just projectile themselves at my mouth

Comments

[mychimaera]

But if you're counting calories, you should participate in any activity that will facilitate that activity.

"There's one. There's another one. Oh look! Another calorie!....We're up to 4000 now."