Let it be said...taufactorJuly 25 2008, 09:10:49 UTC
While can I think some up:
Technoviking has destroyed entire planets just by looking at them.
He's raped Chuck Norris to death just by belching in contempt.
Technoviking's fist has actually altered time and space.
Technoviking put the "no" in "Norse".
Technoviking asked Thor for his Hammer, and Thor just said "don't worry about it dude, I'll get it whenever you're done with it".
Technoviking actually saved the World millions of times, but because he has to traverse so many dimensions, he's still got to get back to us on this one.
Technoviking got Odin to buy >HIM< a drink.
Technoviking likes a nice afternoon. You do not bother Technoviking with distractions. If he points at you, you'll burst into flame, or worse, you'll end up melting like the Gestapo guy in Raiders of The Lost Ark, and NOBODY wants that.
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Technoviking has destroyed entire planets just by looking at them.
He's raped Chuck Norris to death just by belching in contempt.
Technoviking's fist has actually altered time and space.
Technoviking put the "no" in "Norse".
Technoviking asked Thor for his Hammer, and Thor just said "don't worry about it dude, I'll get it whenever you're done with it".
Technoviking actually saved the World millions of times, but because he has to traverse so many dimensions, he's still got to get back to us on this one.
Technoviking got Odin to buy >HIM< a drink.
Technoviking likes a nice afternoon. You do not bother Technoviking with distractions. If he points at you, you'll burst into flame, or worse, you'll end up melting like the Gestapo guy in Raiders of The Lost Ark, and NOBODY wants that.
All hail the Technoviking!
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