‎"All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world."

- Gore Vidal -

"We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them."

- Albert Einstein -

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."

- Bob Marley -

"In spite of the fact that I am very far from understanding myself, I have... revered the unknown God."

- Kirkegaard -

Conversation heard between two crazy people on the el. The guy says, "I was sexually assaulted twice in a hospital by a male nurse - once he called me 'Sexy', and once he called me 'The Sperminator'". The woman says, "You may be shrimp and grits, but that don't do no good when someone wants a taco".

A strange thing happened to me last week. I got a letter from my brother Wayne, who has been dead almost a year now. It was a note he sent me in March, 2008, but must have gotten lost in the system and just delivered. The odd thing about it was on the front of the card was a picture of a child going into a dark tunnel, and the caption read, "There ( Read more... )

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"One man's religion is another man's belly laugh."

- Robert Heinlein -
"Time Enough for Love"

"It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce."

- Voltaire -

"Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei."

(translation: "All things have an end, except a sausage which has two.")