Work is cool

[nightxgaunt]

So, my work just installed a soda fountain in the break room. I’m pleased but also frightened. It’s like Karma just shouted “I’m coming for you!”.

Comments

[enyde]

Yay you! Posting like a posting thing. *hug*

[nightxgaunt]

Yes, trying to force myself to be more social :)

[enyde]

I support this notion wholeheartedly :)
*snugs*
see you in a month!

[nightxgaunt]

I've set a goal of once per week but you're probably closer to the mark :)

[spooktress]

I've heard that bubble wrap, applied liberally to one's body on a daily basis, helps ward off bad karma.

U-Haul sells boxes of said bubble wrap (100 ft/box) for about $20. While it may not completely protect you if you fall down a flight of stairs, it does help.*

...Also, chicks dig it.

*This has been tested within the last 48 hours.

[nightxgaunt]

Chicks dig guys who regularly wrap themselves in plastic? They're weirder than I thought :)

[spooktress]

Pfft. It appears you haven't fully thought this through.
These pants would look killer on you.

Women would brawl amongst themselves to get their hands on you.
No one would question why you're playing with yourself at work.
Not to mention, you're entitled to the delivery of as many "My Package" jokes as you can come up with.
(...Yeah, pun intended. I'm so sorry.)

[nightxgaunt]

Clearly you're delusional!

[mabon_grey]

Where are you working?

[learsfool]

He's at ArenaNet with me!

[nightxgaunt]

Hi!

I'm working and ArenaNet now.

[sturmcrow]

Mmmmm soda and wow can't believe you are posting.

[razrangel]

At my work there is a manned espresso bar in the lobby of both buildings my company occupies. They have everything - lattes, chai, mochas, steamy, sugary, milky, etc. They're constantly experimenting with the flavoring syrups for some new, delicious sin.

And each coffee(!)(you have to pay for the orange juice!!) drink is free.

The soda machine in the breakroom has always been free but I quit drinking sodas a while back to try to lose weight. But I loves my coffee. When we moved to these buildings last summer my diet got set back by a bit. Yeesh.

[nightxgaunt]

Soon they will be injecting caffeine directly into your viens. Be careful...