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[nihao_shan_pu]

WHERE RANMA?! SHAMPOO KILL RANMA!!!

[[OOC: Shampoo remembered the Amazon Law about the Kiss of Death/Marriage and her defeat at the hands of girl!Ranma. She's now out for blood. Also, don't defeat her in combat or you might find yourself with a lifelong assassin/fiancee.]]

Comments

[future_is_gold]

Who?

[nihao_shan_pu]

Ranma. Girl with pigtail. You see Ranma?

[future_is_gold]

Uh, no, I don't think I have.

[nihao_shan_pu]

Hmph. Useless man.

[king_of_thunder]

Keep it down, will you.

[[ooc: Shampoo, met Ren. Who is good at Chinese martial arts. Very good.]]

[nihao_shan_pu]

Ranma. You see Ranma?

[king_of_thunder]

No. And as far as I'm concerned, that person is not even on the island.

[apurposetolive]

HEY! Some of us are trying to sleep here!

[nihao_shan_pu]

Shampoo make Ranma sleep forever. You mind business.

[apurposetolive]

Kind of hard to do that when someone's screaming at the top of her lungs!

[nihao_shan_pu]

You no have good focus. Shampoo sleep anywhere if Shampoo need sleep.

[mystichamburger]

Isn't killing people bad?

[nihao_shan_pu]

Ranma disgrace Shampoo. Shampoo give Ranma Kiss of Death. Amazon law say any girl defeat Amazon, Amazon give Kiss of Death. Amazon must kill girl who get Kiss of Death.

[love_and_donuts]

WH-WHOA WHOA, WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

W-what's wrong, Miss Shampoo?

[nihao_shan_pu]

Shampoo must kill Ranma. Shampoo too relax. Forget give Ranma Kiss of Death. Now Shampoo kill Ranma more than before!

[love_and_donuts]

She's scary enough when she's having a good time, what's she like when she's out for blood? 8I

Come on, I don't think even YOU can kill someone twice.

[nihao_shan_pu]

*glares* ................................

*lifts a boulder and hurls it at him, angrily*