Have you ever read a book that is exactly all you've ever wanted in the entire world? One in which all the characters, the locations, everything just makes you close your eyes and slip into a daydream of living in the story? Surrounded by the characters...there with them. Experiencing the same amazing things they go through. Living their ( Read more... )

Buses blow. And they're shit at it ( Read more... )

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Woke up this morning at friends house. Felt like crap from non-stop eating yesterday. Stumbled into bathroom. Was covered in all kinds of hair. Human, dog and cat. It was gross. They had all combined into clumps and had bits of food in them as well. I spent about fifteen minutes picking them all off. Then they formed this clog in her plug ( Read more... )

The new school term started today. Surprisingly, it's been a fabulous day. Aside from the berrating of Ross on my nerves! We had a fight. I hope it's over! I really, really do. I don't think I can stand his BORING ways and mundane outlook on lifeany longer. Is it really that bad to enjoy being a fucking teenager? We're only this young once ( Read more... )

Boo-didly-dum ( Read more... )

If your looking for good music to have sex to, look no further then The Doors! They will having cimaxing your way to a raging orgasm within fifteen minutes.

Raise your hand if your familiar with Dead Or Alive. That uber-hip disco band from the eighties ( Read more... )

Am at Lucille's house. We had her birthday party last night. It was awesome. We watched Almost Famous. Is it an overstatement to say that it's one of the best films ever ever EVER made!? NO! Certainly not! It's a fantastic film ( Read more... )

Firstly, I know that what I'm about to spout is going to sound so pathetic. I will sound like a loser. Frankly, I am. I am a loser in love. I'd appreciate it if anyone reading this doesn't bring it up when you see me ( Read more... )