SADDAM COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE NEW YEAR'S PARTY
HE WAS HUNG OVER

!!!

OH MY GOD I FREAKING LOVE THESE

NO WONDER SADDAM HAD SO MANY KIDS, I ALWAYS HEARD HE WAS WELL HUNG!

(I FINALLY MADE ONE UP!!!! :P)

Hey I've got Saddam Hussein shirts if anybody wants them. They're a little tight around the neck but they hang well.

Yeah I tried calling Saddam the other day but he hung up.

Today was not a good day...

"Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads. But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he uh- he gets down to the end of his life... and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered- Those were the best years of his ( Read more... )

I miss Matt ( Read more... )

Post the FIRST sentence from the FIRST entrance of every month in 2006 (no surveys!).

January: (only post was a survey and song lyrics - doesn't count!)

February: If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

March: Bon ( Read more... )

BREAKING NEWS!
DEVON MAKES A MOVE ON A BOY SHE'S LIKED ALL YEAR!
That's right. I blatantly flirted. For once. I mean, I try to flirt a lot, I just don't think it's obvious to many others. But I gave this certain person some christmas cookies, because all of a sudden at the end of c block I thought it would be a brilliant idea. And as of recent I ( Read more... )

Foxy's here! It's sooo great to have a dog in the house again! :D And both my parents are great with it! My mom's like..beyond excited and jealous. My dad likes her, but she's wicked wicked timid so she hasn't exactly warmed up to him yet. It's kinda sad because my dad loves dogs so he doesn't know what to do ( Read more... )

ummmmm ( Read more... )

I'm an aunt!

Everyone say hello to the newest addition to my family :)

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