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[nihilnovi]

Ooh, another exciting email:

Cum 11ke a firework with Sperm@max.
Inund@te your neighbors with the amount of your sperm with Spermamax.
With Spermamax you will need the whole towel instead of napkin to wipe off the results of your orgasm.

Comments

[ex_mijra932]

... ew?

[dragonpaws]

I love how this spam is assuming the guy is taking Spermamax and then immediately running off to his bedroom and jerking off by himself. I mean, what's the point? "Ooh, I am such a stud, look at the huge MESS I make now when I masturbate!" He's just gonna get it all over his Playboy centerfold and won't be able to make out her titties through the white slime, and we all know that's this poor man's only lover...

[nihilnovi]

Haha, so true...

[feistyblossom]

Inundate your neighbors. I love it. I can't see the word inundate without thinking of a monsoon in India, with white fluid cascading across the land, drowning chickens and flooding fields.

Poor guy, he'd be the first to drown. And to drown in your own sperm seems...ineffective, if not hilariously ironic.