I swear my mother is trying to set me up with a 19 year-old, blue-haired boy who is the son of one of her collegues. Thus far I have learened that 1) he is a quarter Japanese and generally classified as nipponophile, 2) he went into the Marines to support a friend, (his mum was, as my mum put it, "unamused"), and was medically discharged for ( Read more... )

Lesson:  Do not take important standardised tests on only two hours' sleep.  Even if it doesn't affect your score, you will be unhappy.  (Also, you start to lose so very hard at homonyms after a while.  Affect.  God.) (Edit: And again: Hours'. 9_____9 *headdesk ( Read more... )

 Signs you should just GIVE UP AND STOP STUDYING:

The timer goes on your practise essay, and you realise you've just spent half an hour drawing Dumbledores in Santa hats and flower crowns all over your paper.

Ahahaha, fuck.  I'm shaking.  Seventeen hours until the ACT.  Buggerbuggerdamnohgodohgodwe'reallgoingtodie.  ;_;

MY SCANNER DOES NOT WORK AGAIN.

Rage.

Heeheehee.  Sticky notes.  Coloured sticky notes.  Stacked in patterns.  With push-pins that match. :3

.... I am a freak. :D

Gonna go dye my hair again!  *BOUND!*

Just consider how terrible the day of your death will be.  Others will go on speaking, and you will not be able to argue back.
- Ram Mohun Roy
WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT! D:

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Eee-hee-hee.... :3

Um,  yeah, that being said, there's also, bum-bum-bum, SEMINAR AT EVERGREEN.  I've been a little apprehensive of it, in part because, they don't actually ( Read more... )

There's a cricket in my room.

And I've found torrents for A Bit of Fry and Laurie and Mythbusters and NOVA.

I am one very happy geek.

(And now I have to ruin it all and go back to work.)

I think.  I think any time an American says they can't understand an Australian accent that isn't Steve Irwin or Crocodile Dundee, or they put subtitles over any sort of British accent on television ... I think whenever that sort of thing happens, there should be a big red button that, when pressed, sends either a massive jolt of electricity ( Read more... )

I stayed up really late last night, making a new layout for my journal.  Because I'm dangerous like that, and I knew that if I didn't finish it all the way, I was just going to leave the sidebar undone for months and months and months like last time.  I kind of think I caused a spike in the weirdness level of my journal, though....  *cough ( Read more... )

This would be so much easier if I were a narcissist.  As it stands, I have no ego.  I have negative ego.  My ego is what you get when you divide by zero.

In other news, fuck, fuck, bugger, damn, and otherwise devil.  Hooray!