taken from the Karnevalesque comm. but. still.
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The Adventure Of The Lizard
Jiki and Hirato were out for a hellish Valentine's walk on a bed. As they went, Hirato rested his hand on Jiki's hand. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so splendid, Jiki was filled with amazing dread.
"Do you suppose it's hideous here?" he asked slowly.
"You awful silly," Hirato said, tickling Jiki with his cane. "It's completely beautiful."
Just then, a horrible lizard leapt out from behind a cane and crunched Hirato in the head. "Aaargh!" Hirato screamed.
Things looked hot. But Jiki, although he was sexy, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a hat and, it remains to be seen whether weeds or flowers will spring forth, beat the lizard gently until it ran off. "That will teach you to stroke innocent people."
Then he clasped Hirato close. Hirato was bleeding brazenly. "My darling," Jiki said, and pressed his lips to Hirato's dick.
"I love you," Hirato said sexily, and expired in Jiki's arms.
Jiki never loved again.