If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

nikalissa's LJ stalker is risababy!risababy is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

LJ Stalker Finder
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If there is someone on your friends list you sorta wanna sleep with and think it would be a lot of fun, but don't want to get weirded out because you're dipping from elljay, but at the same time you have a huge internet crush on this person and think maybe it could possibly be more than just internet level, yet you're so scared of fucking up ( Read more... )

Fight the draft!

I just saw this on one of my friends journals...don't let this happen! It will hold consequences for EVERYONE...

( those bastards are trying to reinstate the draft, and it includes women! )

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

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SPECIAL LIVEJOURNAL EXPOSE!

heres what me and chemchick do in our spare time!


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ok so i talked about how much weight i lost this week from being sick, and im sure everyone wants pictures! so since my digicam is dead (long story!) i MSPAINTED it. (thanks for the idea,
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Refresh your friends list and reply to the 3rd entry from the top with the phrase “In the Butt.” no matter what the content of the original entry.

Then repost these instructions in your own LJ.