love in an elevator?

[nikhiloberoi]

so i was taking my trash out and i call on the elevator. with a press of a button, the elevator responds to my call and begins its journey to pick me up. it arrives, the door opens, and my stomach sinks so low that i think it made it to the ground floor before i did. the girl's back is towards mine -- she has dark hair down to her mid back and

Comments

[marobertin]

Hahahahaha, life aint half bad indeed.

[nikhiloberoi]

tho i dont write too well -- i think i got tenses mixed up and i didn't conjugate some verbs correctly -- that is what happened, more or less.

goddamn, i'd be embarrased too if i ripped ass so bad that it smelt worse than the trash i was taking out! too bad she had to be hot. but it's good to know that hot girls have lay a rank fart once in awhile -- sometimes we forget important facts like this.

Re:

[marobertin]

Yes, that is an important lesson. We have to remember that they can't be rose petals all the time.