A plea for assistance from those whose Japanese sucks less than mine

[niki_chan]

A friend of mine has a grand plan to paint some clothes with filthy Japanese phrases. Finding the phrases wasn't hard, the internet is a beautiful place, but he wants me to paint them (understandably) in moderately comprehensible Japanese. Problem is, not only are said phrases pure gutter Japanese and hence not in dictionaries, but I think they

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[mofette]

doko ka ikee!

get out of my sight

[matcha_pocky]

so... er... how do I write that? Is there a character for "doko"? is it 行け or 行けえ? Can you even read that? I know I can't, it's a blank on my screen.

[mofette]

the second one :)

どこか行けえ！

ＯＲ
どこか行けッ！

[gadge]

I can't help you, but I can encourage you. Especially if you tell people it actually says something entirely different. The joys of people wearing 'Fuck You!' shirts when they think it says 'Strength' or 'Something Japanese and Cool that makes Me, the Wearer, Cooler for it.'

[reinzero]

well, i can't really help you with the writing - but honestly, what were you expecting - how many native japanese speakers do you have on your livejournal?

at any rate, sign me up for a bit o' the ol' niki-chan j-filth clothing line. you already *know* what i want on mah pants.. ; )

[matcha_pocky]

No native Japanese speakers, but at least three, maybe four people whose Japanese is a world of university study better than mine. I can manage the broken conversation, they can manage the unreadable writing.

[kowari]

OH! That is a Tom!
Hi Tom.

i iz dat

[reinzero]

heyhey!

i'm way a Tom. it's good to see you. read my journal. i say reel funny shit about viggo and chocolate which was basically a story for sean's benefit despite the fact that i don't think i he knows i exist at least not in the lj sense..

also, i have near future planz to kill my readers dead, with an utter refusal to use punctuation. caps are a fad i’ve never bought in to.. comma’s are next..

+hi matcha, i found a bra in my t-shirt drawer, and i think it might be yours.
++vote quimby!

[tomble]

You'll probably enjoy this...

[matcha_pocky]

I'd like to own one of those teeshirts. They sell them on J-list, they say "looking for a Japanese girlfriend", which they would read as "I'm a pervert! Me! A pervert! Right here, baby!"

Still, it's nice to know it goes both ways. I'll just muck up the kanji then. :)

What need meeting narrowed olph dreaded ven with deserved beating ights.

[anonymous]

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