OUR YOUNG AND RESTLESS PASSIONS

[nikkernoodle]

Poly plotting post for next month's grab bag~ Move along, nothing to see here

DOES THE FIRST SATURDAY IN MAY WORK FOR EVERYONE?

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[shortitude]

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS A MONTH BEFORE IT HAPPENS

[nikkernoodle]

IF WE DIDN'T PEOPLE MIGHT MAKE OTHER PLANS.

SUCK IT UP AND DEAL CELLA

[championess]

WHATEVER

YOU'RE NOT THE AUNT NOONE LIKES

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

[nikkernoodle]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT. YOU'RE JUST A WIMP

[britt]

I HATE YOU GUYS

/FLIPS TABLES

this is what I wake up to

[isabeansprout]

BE CAREFUL YOU'LL HIT THE KIDS

[britt]

NEVER

Ichigo is a very seekritly indulgent father okay. He probably gives Road candy all the time.

[101st_job]

and that's why she ends up like that

[dropsofviolet]

Why didn't we think of this before? -_-";;;

Anyway, yes, Yuuko killed Clow to protect the SECRET. Which I think I've lost somewhere. What's the secret?

[i_themagician]

I don't know what the secret is. Maybe it's that Wata and Dou are half-brothers?

Or something else. Something more SINISTER. I don't know.

[dropsofviolet]

Half-sibs? (That was in that convo, wasn't it. Go me.) So Yuuko cheated on Clow, or Clow cheated on Yuuko?

dundundun

[i_themagician]

Maybe both! 8D Like, she found out that he cheated on her with, um... someone (it should totally be one of the characters in this group, for added "YOU SAID YOU'D MARRY ME, YOU BASTARD!" drama) and then she got all moral high-ground and "IMMA DIVORCE YOU, YOU MANWHORE". BUT THEN he almost found out that she had been cheating on him too (with idk someone) all this time and she KNEW that not only would he lord it over her like "ha ha, you have no moral high ground" BUT ALSO he'd sue her and she wouldn't get all his stuff in the divorce.

So she had to kill him, you see.

[lejlkwiet]

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION, GUYS.

[lejlkwiet]

WHO DOES SHE CALL DAD AND WHO DOES SHE CALL PAPA?

[lejlkwiet]

AND HOW MUCH WILL THEY SWEAR IF SHE KEEPS ON CALLING THEM THAT AFTER THE CURSE? 8D

[kidouche]

.....................................

Ichigo is Papa.

[nikkernoodle]

HEY GAIZ. I THINK THIS NEEDS MORE CHEATING WIVES/HUSBANDS/UKES THINGS

[championess]

I CAN'T OFFER ANYTHING, I'M THE AUNTY THAT NO-ONE LIKES!

[nikkernoodle]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN PEOPLE WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU.

[championess]

JEE THAT'S

I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE'S PITY FUCK.