*gets down on knees*

[nikki_star]

OH GOOD CHRISTIAN LORD!

Please let the United States Congress do a FINE job tomorrow mornin' and RENEW the USA PATRIOT Act, that we may be saved from the terrorists! I reckon I'd be mighty thankful if you did.

Also, please let all the fires that burn in hell singe the skin of all the sinners!

AMEN!
[/southern accent]

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[psycho_cake]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060201/ap_on_go_co/patriot_act_3
Can I get an AMEN!!!??

(P.S. I do not condone this, but at least we have a chance to win something this Friday.[Yes, we only wanted Patriot to be renewed for our own petty, selfish purposes :D])