Yo I was at GATE D today. I was very sleepy, but I was reading Plato (Plah-toe). I've had to go the airport a few times in the last couple weeks, and I've become conscious of something alarming. I always think I have drugs on my person somehow (an impossibility) so I act like a sketchy, shifty, curly mustached no-gooder, and I keep fearing that I will be tackled to the ground by DEA operatives. I haven't seen any matches, but my family has been thoroughly disappointed by this World Cup. They would agree that Italy is a scam. The day Brazil lost my grandmother announced that the house was henceforth in a state of bereavement.
dude, I know, what the fuck. Worst matches ever. and italy, dont get me started. The popular thing to do here is get drunk and go on a rampage through the fan mile, preferably with a knife and of course since we are in germany it is always "Auslander amok auf dem Fanmeile. 21 veletzt von Verrükter Araber" I was sad when germany lost, it was like everyones grandmother died, at the same time, in the entire country.
even though this may sound like a lie, right when they gave that bullshit penalty call for allegedly tripping zidane i was going for the verdammter italiener.
the italians played better, and sure we saw henry finally play but the only reason he was able to pull off those couple breakaways in the second half was because the italians were afraid to touch him for fear of another bad call.
dave, brad, arquimedes, cathy, and myself were in orlando hanging tight with some orlando buddies in some bar watching this while drinking beers. it was awesome. this post is awesome. homicide padilla, you ma'am, are awesome.
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I haven't seen any matches, but my family has been thoroughly disappointed by this World Cup. They would agree that Italy is a scam. The day Brazil lost my grandmother announced that the house was henceforth in a state of bereavement.
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call me when you're there. I saw chandler kelley there today, in customs. I would love to see you ceeeze.
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the italians played better, and sure we saw henry finally play but the only reason he was able to pull off those couple breakaways in the second half was because the italians were afraid to touch him for fear of another bad call.
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