Old men suck dick.

[nikkibot]

Me: *squats down to pee*
Sarah: Nicole, I don't mean to be lesbionic or anything, but you have a really cute body. TEEHEE!
Me: *falls over*

Man, You gotta love my girl. I just wish I had HALF the energy she has by the middle of the night.

I also wish I knew why my body resorted to vomiting at 3:30 am. Musta' been them damn blood worms.

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[crucifixion]

All bonding with Sarah involves urination. That's just a fact of life.

[nikkibot]

Especially when we use the obscure, outdoor, makeshift bathrooms.

[crucifixion]

last time i did that a deer came up behind me.

[nikkibot]

Better a deer than a decrepit old bum.

[noirjett]

Hahaha! We have such fun. :)

[squee_]

Me: *squats down to pee*
Sarah: Nicole, I don't mean to be lesbionic or anything, but you have a really cute body. TEEHEE!
Me: *falls over*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You and your white as "snow" ass.
miss you inch