whoa...

[nikkisaysso]

So how long has it been since I posted last? right.

I'd like to start off by saying I LOVE MY FRIENDS. You're all so wonderful in every aspect. ::MUAH:: <3 love ya

Comments

[kackarot13]

you're back!, whoa.. what came first, the paradox or the paradoxal?

[nikkisaysso]

are we talking about dinosaurs? josh.
im gonna go with... that's a paradox in itself. am i right???

psssh

[incoherentmess]

obviously the paradoxal.

Re: psssh

[nikkisaysso]

explain please

[fortunecracker]

Nick, i love ya! What would you do if you had a million dollars? Two chicks at one time?

[nikkisaysso]

I would buy a gargantuan diamond encrusted dildo, strap it to my forehead, and call myself a million dollar unicorn. did you know... the hott soccer player that is married to posh spice bought her the most expensive dildo in the world? it's really diamond encrusted and he paid $200,000.000 for it. envy.

[incoherentmess]

an archaeologist was digging in Antartica when he stumbled upon two people, a man and a woman, that were completely frozen and thus their bodies were in perfect condition as they had died. immediately the man proclaimed, "this is adam and eve." how did he know?

[nikkisaysso]

oh! oh! i know! i know! should i say the answer?

[incoherentmess]

why else would i have put it on here?

[nikkisaysso]

ok...
because adam and eve don't have belly buttons!!