Sierra Mist free is DISGUSTING....but oddly enough when mixed with cheap vodka you wouldn't know the difference...

“The Blue Star ( Read more... )

So I sit here at 1 AM drinking a JAck and Coke at my apartment because I was sick of paying for them at the bars. I have no clue why I'm typing in here, or more importantly why my typing ability is as amazing as it is right now in this random state of extreme drunkeness I always find myself in. Perhaps I'm so used to being this drunk that it's ( Read more... )

a MUCH better recap of yesterday's glorious glorious hell...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/slowmoalfonso/4276.html?view=1716#t1716

I got drunk 4 times yesterday ( Read more... )

"The Fraternal Order of Hate Edge" (h X e)Here be it henceforth noted that on this day, September 1st 20-05, the Fraternal Order of Hate Edge had been officially established ( Read more... )

Anyone watching the new Burger King commercial that is thinking to themselves "Wow, that band kicks ass! I should check out their website!" needs to be fed feet first to coked-up sharks with anger management issues...

I came to two odd realizations this weekend regarding the female gender:

1) In the past 3 years of my "no girlfriend" policy, EVERY single girl I have been with has been involved with some other guy. I've been with girls with serious boyfriends, serious ex-boyfriends, non-serious boyfriends, non-serious ex-boyfriends, fiancees, and even a ( Read more... )

According to the Women's Entertainment Channel "Mallrats" is considered a "chick flick"

who woulda thought that a stink palm was romantic?

::shrugs::

So I woke up yesterday morning just like EVERY morning, went upstairs to grab some water, and looked out the big front window to see how the weather was...however, what I ended up seeing made me want to vomit ( Read more... )