Da Chlo's poker night

[nikkispitt]

Today I recieved quite possibly the best ever invitation to a poker night from Da Chlo. She cannot play poker. We cannot play poker. She was solemn and serious as she said it, and it was in "rhyme". If you know Da Chlo, I want you to picture her saying this, and trying to make it a couplet:

"Bring a pound...'cos some shit's goin' down."A pound.

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i've been exposed.

[anonymous]

you say "brief interest". this doesn't mean you're not going to marry him, right? reassure me. okay so he doesn't read books. but so what, he works in borders. surely that counts for something?

his dad is the deputy head of st. peters. he sometimes reads the newspaper (albeit the times). he did get a levels (maths, art, something? graphics?) he once had a cyst on his neck. he buys lots of 7"s but DOESN'T HAVE A RECORD PLAYER.
oh. i started off trying to attract you to him but fizzled out somewhat after i realised the few things i know about him are quite pathetic.

please, just have a fling. anything.

love sophie L.

Re: i've been exposed.

[nikkispitt]

He doesn't read?!
A cyst?!

I can't promise anything.

Re: i've been exposed.

[anonymous]

the cyst originated from an ingrown beard hair.

just try.

Re: i've been exposed.

[nikkispitt]

BEARD HAIR?!