I'm Ms. Mayberry...
Sittin on the porch drinkin ice col cherry coke. NANANANANANA.
Sorry, been in my head all day...SOOOO I thought I'd get it into yours!
So today, me and Candy drove here to Idaho after our failed attempt yesterday. Happy Easter. We ate yummy food and I got my butt kicked at Last Card, another game I had never played before. Good times.
series one - as usual
-- Name: Nikki Jane Helmer
-- Birthdate: December, 9th 1985
-- Birthplace: SanDiego, California
-- Current Location: Boise, Idaho...but Tomorrow that will be Kent
-- Hair Color: Brownish Redish...whateverish
-- Righty or Lefty: Right
-- Innie or Outtie: innie
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: Ima mut...but i don't know what of. Mostly German I guess.
-- The shoes you wore today: Dirty white converse.
-- Your hair: Crazy sexy. Still curled from last night and all messy from the 8 hour car ride here. HAWT.
-- Your eyes: Boring Brown.
-- Your weakness: Jude Law. Cuddeling. Gooey Chocolate Brownies. Shoes.
-- Your fears: Sharks.
-- Your perfect pizza: Lots of pepporoni. nuff said.
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: Day 2 of my diet.
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase:Lame. Suck. and. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Go away Candy. Its too early.
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eye balls.
-- Your best physical feature: hummmmmm...
-- Your bedtime: Pff. Latley-5 am. Perferably. 10;.
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: coke.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: depends on the craving.
-- Single or group dates: Single.
-- Adidas or nike: Adidas.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no preference.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
-- Boxers or briefs: Boxers i guess
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: No. Maybe once er twice. But they were cigars. and it was hot.
-- Cuss: I say Shiza a lot.
-- Sing well: Much to much
-- Take a shower everyday: Nope. I like it dirty.
-- Have a crush(es): I like Diet Coke better.
-- Who are they: Oh u know.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Nope.
-- Want to go to college: For as short of time as possible. Just getting my AA
-- Like high school: Did. Life was simple/
-- Want to get married: Of course. And so does adam. He's a liar.
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Never.
-- Think you're attractive: If the lights hitting me just right. Haha. Just kidding.
-- Think you're a health freak: Never.
-- Get along with your parents: Always.
// series six - in the past 3 months, did/have you
-- Smoke(d): Yeah
-- Done a drug: Nope.
-- Made Out: Nope.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I Never have.
-- Eaten sushi: Yeah.
-- Been on stage: Yeah.
-- Been dumped: nope
-- Gone skating: nope.
-- Made homemade cookies: Im sure.
-- Been in love: Only if jude law counts.
-- Gone skinny dipping: yup. but shhhh.
-- Dyed your hair: gotten it done.
-- Stolen anything: A CD from my church. but i have every intention of returning it.
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: shh
-- Been caught "doing something": yeah but i told em i wasn't and they believe me
-- Been called a tease: no.
-- Gotten beaten up: My sister punched me in the face and gave me a bloody nose once.
-- shoplifted: I stole gum once when i was like 4. but my [arents found out and made me apologize. (Us bad girls start early.)
-- Changed who you were to fit in: One time, In Africa, I painted my skin black. Pff. that was lame.
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: i better be married before im 30. but i would go sooner.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: now Im not THAT pathetic. Ok actually I am. I want 3. but I dont know their names.
-- How do you want to die: I want my plane to crash on the way home from Tahiti when I'm 75. Sleeping next to my husband.
-- Where you want to go to college: Nowhere if possible.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Italy.
// series nine - opposite sex
-- Best eye color? Green
-- Best hair color? No preference.
-- Short or long hair?: short
-- Best articles of clothing: comfy sweatshirt that i can steal. doi.
-- Best first date location: adams couch. HAHA. I dont care.
-- Best first kiss location: hmm...maybe on a dock at sunset. ooh. that was good.
// series ten - number of
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Maybe 2.
-- Number of CDs that I own: lame question. like im gonna go count
-- Number of piercings: 4. 2 in each ear.
-- Number of tattoos: none.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Now that a silly question. At leastOne in every issue for the past 3 years of either the Invictus or the Thuidnerword. And then ive been in a couple articles of other papers.
-- Number of scars on my body: im not sure. my bodies history is boring
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Many. 5 big ones that i can think of.