The Perkins Legacy - Generation One, Part Two
*big grins*
Welcome back to The Perkins Legacy! I was so blown away with the response to the last chapter, and I just want to thank everyone who took the time to comment; it's made me so happy and inspired. Now, on with the show!
*warning: contains some coarse language and sexual references; viewer discretion is advised*
Also before this chapter commences, I'd like to let everyone know that Amity had 'the talk' with Valentin about the toads and the toadstools (aka the curse). Valentin is totally cool with it and knows about me stalking their every move, which is why he appears fine with me talking to him. I totally forgot to mention that last time, so yeah!
We begin this chapter with a quick looksie into the home. As you can see, it really isn't anything flash, just mainly the crap shack lawn phase thing renovated. They're now even poorer than before, with a grand total of $28 left in the household funds D: yaaaay.
Amity: "Really? This was the best you could do?"
I did what I could dammit!
I had Ams waiting at home in sex position, and it was getting late so I decided to check on Valentin. And I found him at work (even though he was allowed to go home 4+ hours ago) just staring into the sky. Lovely.
On another note, CHECK OUT THOSE GUNS! ♥____♥
Valentin: "Pretty fly for a white guy eh? Just married, sorry bitches!"
He also stole Amity's bike and rode home in his tux with this ridiculous grin. I think he must realise somewhere in the universe Amity is just waiting for him, legs spread x)
But first, makeover!
GUYS.
I honestly don't think I realised how attractive Valentin was under all that beard. He might even be sexier than delicious piece of dark chocolate Jack Porter! :O So have this sexy picture of him and his traits... You're welcome.
Valentin: "I sex now?"
Yes, runalong boy!
You wife hasn't been waiting for you all night or anything!
Amity: "I thought you'd never come."
Valentin: "But I did. And so will you shortly."
*giggles & skips away*
Valentin: "Oh hey, check it out, I can see Amity chick-pissing from here!"
This is the exciting life of a fire fighter folks.
And no one's here to tell Valentin off either, because he is literally the only fire fighter in town.
First fire!
Lucky I was stalking watching Valentin when the alarm went off too, because until I instructed him to get his ass moving, he just stood there looking like a lost child.
He looks so heroic, despite the firefighter hat gave him his beard back and he decided to abandon the fire truck down the street and run the rest of the way.
Vampire: "Ah, oh my gosh fire! It's so big and conveniently blazing in the lobby for the fire fighter to reach, aaaaah!"
Shouldn't he be more worried about the sun burning him than the fire?
Zombie: "FML, stupid full moons!"
I'm almost beginning to think hot zombie here might be stalking Valentin. Why else would she transform into her best bikini near him every time? Can't blame her though, he is a bit of a stud muffin now.
So this zombie here magically transformed on our lot and immediately ran across the lawn and left in a limo. No attempt at scaring anyone, and her attempt at running with a dead leg was hilarious!
Just thought you should know.
It was pretty funny.
Anyway moving on, I sent Valentin and Amity back to the winter festival to have a proper post wedding cute times! Ams never got her couple skate and I had to amend that!
We interrupt this broadcast of cuteness to focus on a barfing lady clutching a toilet bowl.
Amity: *pukes like an erupting volcano*
Generation two is on the way folks!
Now back to you, Val!
... Val?
Valentin: "Hey, I can see into the girls bathroom from here! Chick piss! Niiiiice!"
o___O you have a problem and you should seek medical advice.
Amity: "I'm so gonna hire then fire that repairman for not fixing this."
In case you forgot, you're kinda poor.
House motto: You broke it, you fix it.
I rewarded Amity for her hard day of fixing the bargain john with shower sex.
Normally my sims don't have a big sex drive, but these two. It's like every other wish!
Um, Ams, do you maybe wanna put some clothes on?
Amity: "I'm not ashamed of my body. I feel empowered."
That's all well and nice but please, just go find a skimpy bikini or something?
Amity: "Uh, where's my wardrobe again?"
Don't play dumb with me missy! I'm sick of staring at your perfectly shaped tits.
And before she could change, karma took over and made her perfectly clothed for her transformation into maternity. Yay for babies! ^__^
No Amity.
Like I'd let you drink, let alone while pregnant!
(She honestly rolled this right after spinning into maternity clothes. Wth.)
Oh hey! Someone's finally found the snow cone machine!
Valentin: ... *slurps*
Well it's been fun snow cone machine!
*deletes for significantly less than it's worth*
Since I bought them a stereo, all Valentin wants to do is dance.
Probably should have seen that one coming from a party animal.
Amity: *death stare dances dressed like molester*
Not like we could have used that or anything game! *shakes fist*
Also now would be a good time to mention Amity wanted to throw a christmas snowflake day party, so I decided to oblige. Hopefully we can get some expensive presents to sell! $__$
No zitty teenager!
Do not crash this party, and do not bring a plate of eggs!
WE WANT PRESENTS DAMMIT! [or pretty much anything we can sell pls!]
Everybody seemed to be doing their own thing; I ordered a pizza and everything and nobody touched any of the food other than Valentin.
Valentin: "Oh glorious mountain of topping and crust, I think I love you."
VampChick: "Nice place they have here!"
She clearly hasn't seen the other rooms :P
Um, everybody else thinks that too VampChick. Get with the times.
ZittyTeen: "Oh look, a little blue present just for me!"
YOU WEREN'T EVEN INVITED! HANDS OFF OUR MONEY PRESENTS!
Anyway, everybody at the party had a shot, and then zitty here decided to go again. How come our fam doesn't get a go?!
Then I realised they were too busy flirting in the corner to realise the gift giving had begun -__-
Nice guys. Not like we through the party to get money the presents y'know!
Valentin: "What are you talking about Ams? I'd never cheat on you with a slice of pizza, that's crazy."
Amity: "I saw the way you were looking at her. I just wanted to check. I don't want to share you with that high carb slut, I want you all to myself."
Oh for Pete's sake...
We didn't really try, so cool.
Amity: "Y'know if I slipped and fell, no baby."
In the history of TS3 no sim ever has ever done that.
Amity: "There's always a first time for everything!"
I think you're forgetting about our household motto. Pregnancy isn't gonna get you out of fixing that shower missy!
Amity: "Aw dang."
I think everyone loves our new household motto!
Don't you guys?
Amity: *razzle frazzle*
Valentin: *razzle frazzle*
Valentin: "What's that little guy? You say if we break something, Force should stop being so cheap and buy us a new one?"
Not gonna work.
Valentin: *sniffs* "Oh yeah, that's the stuff."
Remind me to never order a pizza again.
YAY MORE MONIEZ!
Also, here's that award thing he got.
It says "Firefighter of The Year", which is kinda given considering he's the only one in town...
I should count how many times shit breaks in this house, honestly.
Amity: "Off you go little fella! Fly my pretties, fly!"
I was tempted to use this for the cover pic, but that molester/flasher coat changed my mind x)
Anyway, I still have Ams collecting constantly at the moment. We are so poor, I'll be surprised if we can afford a room for this baby tbh.
Amity: "VALENTIN, GET CHUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS OUT OF BED, I'M HAVING THIS BABY DAMMIT!"
Valentin: "Ugh, what do I do?! What do I do?! I knew I should have read that pregnancy book!"
Taking her to the hospital would be a good idea. Don't wanna mess up our carpets, god knows we can't afford to replace them.
Amity: "What kind of jackass calls when I'm trying to pop a watermelon out my vag, hmm? They honestly think I'm gonna answer? IDIOT."
o___O *backs away slowly*
Ladles and germs, meet our first legacy baby, Blue Perkins. I called him Blue because not only is blue Amity's and Valentin's favourite colour (or shades of it, don't be pedantic!) but also this:
I needed an excuse to use this gif ok.
Anyway, Blue rolled disciplined and loves the cold. He goes cray cray for Egyptian music, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and everything black (how great would it have been if he rolled Blue XD).
Here's Blue's room. I'm sorry but even though his favourite colour is black he's still having a blue room. I'm so glad we could actually afford a room for him, even if it only contains a painting and crib. It's better than nothing *shrugs*
And where was Valentin when his first child was born you may ask?
Snoring his fat head off.
He didn't even get the option to be with Ams at the hospital which was weird, 'specially considering he's family orientated. Well guess who will be up to do the midnight feeds and diaper changes! >:)
NO VALENTIN!
He only just became a parent and he's already bad at it.
Amity: "Force! I can't get into that ridiculously small room you made even though there's a perfectly useable door there!"
>____>
Look how much moving around of shit I had to do to make Blue's bedroom door useable!
It just frustrated me ok!
... I'll shut up now.
Valentin: "Boy, this kid sure loves his coffee!"
Go read that parenting book.
NOW.
Amity: "It's crying. I think it's trying to contact it's alien overlords."
o__O And she actually read the parenting book!
These kids are so screwed.
Oh lookie, it's Cupcake! :D
Guess there's a new firefighter in town, watch out Valentin! If she actually puts out a fire you're gonna lose your title!
I'm assuming she came over to socialize with Valentin but since he's busy reading a much needed baby book, I had Amity work on their friendship.
Amity: "Hey, you wanna switch underwear? I wanna trade up for something lacy."
Cupcake: o___O
She's probably went home to hide all her underwear.
Also, we didn't call you, you just showed up...
Aw look a doggie destroying our newspaper! ^__^
I never use those things anyway, I've forgotten to cancel the delivery so far so the lot is full of old brownified newspapers x) Main reason for this snapshot is the doggie's cuteness, and also I want a pet! Too bad we can't afford one :C
Meanwhile, in another part of the town, a fire has broken out at the school...
Bubblegum: "Aw man! It was macaroni day today! WHY!"
[Note to Jaxiers: The girl behind the vampire is Cherry all grown up! She's cute from what I can tell! :3]
And the flailing idiots outside.
WHOOO!
We are so broke it's not even funny.
My reactions to money are always like that irl ^
Anyway, Ams wanted to throw another party, so I gave in yet again. I thought it could be a promotion party/birthday party seeing as it's time for Blue to blossom into a toddler! ^__^
And as usual, party crashers ahoy! :/
How about no Mr. floppy face!
PinkScarf: "Hey baby, wanna take a ride the elevator to my penthouse appartment?"
No she doesn't.
Oh c'mon!
Even the pizza guy too?!
Yes I caved in and ordered another pizza
Fellas, take a chill pill and step back. She's taken! Gosh.
And if all of you have that much in common with her, why don't you form a lonely men's club and be friends with each other instead? Hmm?
Everybody was too busy dancing (I think PinkScarf is badly attempting gangnam style?) to notice it was cake time. Also if you're wondering where Valentin is, he's snoring in the other room again -__-
Blue: *tries not to inhale pit-stink*
lol glitch hair
o____O
That's better!
What a little cutie pie! ^__^
Valentin: "Yay Blue, whoo! Today my son becomes a man! Yeah!"
Firstly, you're late.
Secondly, he doesn't become a man for another three birthdays.
Valentin: "I tried."
VampChick: "I'll take that! Thanks kid!" >:)
Oh heeeeell naw, you didn't just take my boy's candy!
Blue: "WAAAA! Come bwak to me wallie pop!"
:(
I am never inviting her to our parties again.
Again, nice.
No trying necessary.
Here's our fridge after the party.
And other than the pizza and cake, everything was brought by guests -__- kids want presents! NOT PLATES FULL OF FOOD WE WON'T EAT! All the crispy rings and pizza will be eaten, but the rest will probs go bad before they get touched.
Blue: "I wuv you Alix the Alligator!"
Yay he's happy again! ^__^
It took like 12 hours :/
*rubs hands together evily* >:)
That's right m'love, vomit like you've never vomited before!
Amity: *volcanic eruption hurls número dos*
After her puke fest, she rolled all these wants for the Spring Festival, and as you know I'm pretty obliging.
Buzzcut: "C'mon baby, five bucks and I'll rock your world."
Sure hoping Val isn't watching through the telescope at the station!
Guys. C'mon.
STAHP.
Buzzcut: *sighs* "That was incredible. Someday, I'll marry a girl with a tongue like that."
That's very nice for you.
At this point I decided to bring Valentin over to the park from work because all Amity was rolling wants for was to talk with buzzcut or spend more money at the kissing booth -__-
He came over topless, but that's not a complaint.
Looks like I did a pretty good job finding the perfect hubby for Ams. I clearly tried pretty hard to finf the perfect guy, it's not like I set her up with the second male sim she met or anything *looks around suspiciously*
A couple of badass daredevils here.
Amity: "Smells like curry and poppadoms!"
Still pickin'.
She gets that hayfever modlet constantly now.
I always look for the Indian Blanket and Cosmos flowers. Those are the money makers and the festival grounds are full of them! ^__^
Amity: "Ugh, it's so hard being a celebrity, papz are always chasing me."
Guess who just got their first celebrity star.
I figure if she gets at least three, she'll get those expensive "free samples" of TVs and appliances $___$
Amity: "Eeee! Easter egg! Easter egg! That means the Easter bunny must be around here somewhere! I want him!"
*pets*
Oh bless! Thank you game!
*bows down to plumbob*
Seasonal festival greeting cards: 4/4
Kisses at seasonal festivals: 4/4
*feels accomplished* ^__^
[I like that Val is shirtless in the spring shot <3]
I've decided that Ams and Val are only going to have two kids.
It's going to be impossible for us to complete the challenge when Amity isn't working, and it costs a lot of money to build and upgrade the children's rooms. Plus, since it's been a while since I've played a legacy, I think it'll be easier for me to keep track of two children for now.
And we might eventually have enough money for some pets! :D
Thank you so much for the hideous Egyptian painting PinkScarf!
I might get Amity to call you if you're going to keep giving us money presents!
With the money from PinkScarf and some of the flower fund, we've finally managed to upgrade the house a little. Everyone has been rolling wishes for new appliances, so yay that we can afford them for once! I also got a little something for Blue!
A cowplant thingy! Yaaaay!
I love cowplants and I only just noticed these in buy mode, HOW GREAT ARE THEY?!
Valentin: "Yep, legendaddy right here! I just made my son smile! I've got Father of the year in the bag!"
*snorts* Maybe if you're the only father in town.
Blue: "Agwain Daddy, agwain!" :D
Valentin: "Ooh, magical jelly beans!"
Yes I'm glad somebody finally noticed it there. I actually bought it during the crap shack lawn phase in case anybody cared.
VALENTIN!
Valentin: "Why does my bum suddenly feel all burny?!"
GO TO THE SHOWER NOW!
God, I refuse to lose my founder or her husband in a burning/freezing accident!
Although I forgot to document it, he did put it out in time.
I am really sick of my sims trying to kill themselves.
I didn't think I was THAT unbearable.
LOOK! IT'S AN ICECREAM CAB! :D
Funny right?!
No?
Ok... *runs away*
I sent Valentin and Amity for a festival date, again because their wishes told me to.
I think they're one of my favourite sim couples, honestly <3
Return of the smustle, hooray!
Valentin: "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend!"
*backs away slowly*
I sent Val on egg patrol while Amity took a dump went to the loo.
Valentin: "Yay a blue egg! Blue's my favourite colour!" :D
No shit.
Pregnancy makes you a drama queen Amity, jeez.
Amity: "What?"
...Uhh, nothing... *whistles*
Is it even possible for your sims to get a half tan? Amity keeps getting one for a few hours and then it switches back to her normal skin tone. It's starting to creep me out... :/
Also I forgot to mention before, we got a washing machine and dryer! Yay!
And since PinkScarf's present, it's taken this long for somebody to notice and use it.
Valentin: "Can you say hoe? Daddy likes hoes."
Blue: *gives no fucks*
I look forward to the childhood of this kid, I really do.
Valentin: "OH GOD! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! HELP ME LORD, PLEASE!"
Clearly that pregnancy book didn't teach you nothin'.
Uh Ams? Why are you walking to the hospital?
Amity: "I need the exercise and could use the fresh air. I'm getting a bit tubby around the middle."
Ever think that's because your PREGNANT?
Amity: "I just remembered I have a bike! Teehee!" *rings bell*
I was so relieved when she got on the bike.
I was worried for a moment she'd give birth on the sidewalk.
*insert drumroll here*
And it's a girl! Her name is Skyla Perkins. She rolled insane and light sleeper. She jams to Latin music, can't get enough of cobbler or the colour white :)
Lucky for Skyla we could afford a bit more decoration for her room, which I'm already favouring over Blue's.
And that's all for this chapter!
I ate two cookies, a handful of chocolates and three crackers during the making of this chapter. Enjoy thinking about my fatlife as once again I haven't played ahead and have no idea what's in store for the Perkins' at this point. But, with the last two chapters in mind, I'm already expecting more fire D: Comments would be very much appreciated, and thanks for reading! ~
Welcome back to The Perkins Legacy! I was so blown away with the response to the last chapter, and I just want to thank everyone who took the time to comment; it's made me so happy and inspired. Now, on with the show!
*warning: contains some coarse language and sexual references; viewer discretion is advised*
Also before this chapter commences, I'd like to let everyone know that Amity had 'the talk' with Valentin about the toads and the toadstools (aka the curse). Valentin is totally cool with it and knows about me stalking their every move, which is why he appears fine with me talking to him. I totally forgot to mention that last time, so yeah!
We begin this chapter with a quick looksie into the home. As you can see, it really isn't anything flash, just mainly the crap shack lawn phase thing renovated. They're now even poorer than before, with a grand total of $28 left in the household funds D: yaaaay.
Amity: "Really? This was the best you could do?"
I did what I could dammit!
I had Ams waiting at home in sex position, and it was getting late so I decided to check on Valentin. And I found him at work (even though he was allowed to go home 4+ hours ago) just staring into the sky. Lovely.
On another note, CHECK OUT THOSE GUNS! ♥____♥
Valentin: "Pretty fly for a white guy eh? Just married, sorry bitches!"
He also stole Amity's bike and rode home in his tux with this ridiculous grin. I think he must realise somewhere in the universe Amity is just waiting for him, legs spread x)
But first, makeover!
GUYS.
I honestly don't think I realised how attractive Valentin was under all that beard. He might even be sexier than delicious piece of dark chocolate Jack Porter! :O So have this sexy picture of him and his traits... You're welcome.
Valentin: "I sex now?"
Yes, runalong boy!
You wife hasn't been waiting for you all night or anything!
Amity: "I thought you'd never come."
Valentin: "But I did. And so will you shortly."
*giggles & skips away*
Valentin: "Oh hey, check it out, I can see Amity chick-pissing from here!"
This is the exciting life of a fire fighter folks.
And no one's here to tell Valentin off either, because he is literally the only fire fighter in town.
First fire!
Lucky I was stalking watching Valentin when the alarm went off too, because until I instructed him to get his ass moving, he just stood there looking like a lost child.
He looks so heroic, despite the firefighter hat gave him his beard back and he decided to abandon the fire truck down the street and run the rest of the way.
Vampire: "Ah, oh my gosh fire! It's so big and conveniently blazing in the lobby for the fire fighter to reach, aaaaah!"
Shouldn't he be more worried about the sun burning him than the fire?
Zombie: "FML, stupid full moons!"
I'm almost beginning to think hot zombie here might be stalking Valentin. Why else would she transform into her best bikini near him every time? Can't blame her though, he is a bit of a stud muffin now.
So this zombie here magically transformed on our lot and immediately ran across the lawn and left in a limo. No attempt at scaring anyone, and her attempt at running with a dead leg was hilarious!
Just thought you should know.
It was pretty funny.
Anyway moving on, I sent Valentin and Amity back to the winter festival to have a proper post wedding cute times! Ams never got her couple skate and I had to amend that!
We interrupt this broadcast of cuteness to focus on a barfing lady clutching a toilet bowl.
Amity: *pukes like an erupting volcano*
Generation two is on the way folks!
Now back to you, Val!
... Val?
Valentin: "Hey, I can see into the girls bathroom from here! Chick piss! Niiiiice!"
o___O you have a problem and you should seek medical advice.
Amity: "I'm so gonna hire then fire that repairman for not fixing this."
In case you forgot, you're kinda poor.
House motto: You broke it, you fix it.
I rewarded Amity for her hard day of fixing the bargain john with shower sex.
Normally my sims don't have a big sex drive, but these two. It's like every other wish!
Um, Ams, do you maybe wanna put some clothes on?
Amity: "I'm not ashamed of my body. I feel empowered."
That's all well and nice but please, just go find a skimpy bikini or something?
Amity: "Uh, where's my wardrobe again?"
Don't play dumb with me missy! I'm sick of staring at your perfectly shaped tits.
And before she could change, karma took over and made her perfectly clothed for her transformation into maternity. Yay for babies! ^__^
No Amity.
Like I'd let you drink, let alone while pregnant!
(She honestly rolled this right after spinning into maternity clothes. Wth.)
Oh hey! Someone's finally found the snow cone machine!
Valentin: ... *slurps*
Well it's been fun snow cone machine!
*deletes for significantly less than it's worth*
Since I bought them a stereo, all Valentin wants to do is dance.
Probably should have seen that one coming from a party animal.
Amity: *death stare dances dressed like molester*
Not like we could have used that or anything game! *shakes fist*
Also now would be a good time to mention Amity wanted to throw a christmas snowflake day party, so I decided to oblige. Hopefully we can get some expensive presents to sell! $__$
No zitty teenager!
Do not crash this party, and do not bring a plate of eggs!
WE WANT PRESENTS DAMMIT! [or pretty much anything we can sell pls!]
Everybody seemed to be doing their own thing; I ordered a pizza and everything and nobody touched any of the food other than Valentin.
Valentin: "Oh glorious mountain of topping and crust, I think I love you."
VampChick: "Nice place they have here!"
She clearly hasn't seen the other rooms :P
Um, everybody else thinks that too VampChick. Get with the times.
ZittyTeen: "Oh look, a little blue present just for me!"
YOU WEREN'T EVEN INVITED! HANDS OFF OUR MONEY PRESENTS!
Anyway, everybody at the party had a shot, and then zitty here decided to go again. How come our fam doesn't get a go?!
Then I realised they were too busy flirting in the corner to realise the gift giving had begun -__-
Nice guys. Not like we through the party to get money the presents y'know!
Valentin: "What are you talking about Ams? I'd never cheat on you with a slice of pizza, that's crazy."
Amity: "I saw the way you were looking at her. I just wanted to check. I don't want to share you with that high carb slut, I want you all to myself."
Oh for Pete's sake...
We didn't really try, so cool.
Amity: "Y'know if I slipped and fell, no baby."
In the history of TS3 no sim ever has ever done that.
Amity: "There's always a first time for everything!"
I think you're forgetting about our household motto. Pregnancy isn't gonna get you out of fixing that shower missy!
Amity: "Aw dang."
I think everyone loves our new household motto!
Don't you guys?
Amity: *razzle frazzle*
Valentin: *razzle frazzle*
Valentin: "What's that little guy? You say if we break something, Force should stop being so cheap and buy us a new one?"
Not gonna work.
Valentin: *sniffs* "Oh yeah, that's the stuff."
Remind me to never order a pizza again.
YAY MORE MONIEZ!
Also, here's that award thing he got.
It says "Firefighter of The Year", which is kinda given considering he's the only one in town...
I should count how many times shit breaks in this house, honestly.
Amity: "Off you go little fella! Fly my pretties, fly!"
I was tempted to use this for the cover pic, but that molester/flasher coat changed my mind x)
Anyway, I still have Ams collecting constantly at the moment. We are so poor, I'll be surprised if we can afford a room for this baby tbh.
Amity: "VALENTIN, GET CHUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS OUT OF BED, I'M HAVING THIS BABY DAMMIT!"
Valentin: "Ugh, what do I do?! What do I do?! I knew I should have read that pregnancy book!"
Taking her to the hospital would be a good idea. Don't wanna mess up our carpets, god knows we can't afford to replace them.
Amity: "What kind of jackass calls when I'm trying to pop a watermelon out my vag, hmm? They honestly think I'm gonna answer? IDIOT."
o___O *backs away slowly*
Ladles and germs, meet our first legacy baby, Blue Perkins. I called him Blue because not only is blue Amity's and Valentin's favourite colour (or shades of it, don't be pedantic!) but also this:
I needed an excuse to use this gif ok.
Anyway, Blue rolled disciplined and loves the cold. He goes cray cray for Egyptian music, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and everything black (how great would it have been if he rolled Blue XD).
Here's Blue's room. I'm sorry but even though his favourite colour is black he's still having a blue room. I'm so glad we could actually afford a room for him, even if it only contains a painting and crib. It's better than nothing *shrugs*
And where was Valentin when his first child was born you may ask?
Snoring his fat head off.
He didn't even get the option to be with Ams at the hospital which was weird, 'specially considering he's family orientated. Well guess who will be up to do the midnight feeds and diaper changes! >:)
NO VALENTIN!
He only just became a parent and he's already bad at it.
Amity: "Force! I can't get into that ridiculously small room you made even though there's a perfectly useable door there!"
>____>
Look how much moving around of shit I had to do to make Blue's bedroom door useable!
It just frustrated me ok!
... I'll shut up now.
Valentin: "Boy, this kid sure loves his coffee!"
Go read that parenting book.
NOW.
Amity: "It's crying. I think it's trying to contact it's alien overlords."
o__O And she actually read the parenting book!
These kids are so screwed.
Oh lookie, it's Cupcake! :D
Guess there's a new firefighter in town, watch out Valentin! If she actually puts out a fire you're gonna lose your title!
I'm assuming she came over to socialize with Valentin but since he's busy reading a much needed baby book, I had Amity work on their friendship.
Amity: "Hey, you wanna switch underwear? I wanna trade up for something lacy."
Cupcake: o___O
She's probably went home to hide all her underwear.
Also, we didn't call you, you just showed up...
Aw look a doggie destroying our newspaper! ^__^
I never use those things anyway, I've forgotten to cancel the delivery so far so the lot is full of old brownified newspapers x) Main reason for this snapshot is the doggie's cuteness, and also I want a pet! Too bad we can't afford one :C
Meanwhile, in another part of the town, a fire has broken out at the school...
Bubblegum: "Aw man! It was macaroni day today! WHY!"
[Note to Jaxiers: The girl behind the vampire is Cherry all grown up! She's cute from what I can tell! :3]
And the flailing idiots outside.
WHOOO!
We are so broke it's not even funny.
My reactions to money are always like that irl ^
Anyway, Ams wanted to throw another party, so I gave in yet again. I thought it could be a promotion party/birthday party seeing as it's time for Blue to blossom into a toddler! ^__^
And as usual, party crashers ahoy! :/
How about no Mr. floppy face!
PinkScarf: "Hey baby, wanna take a ride the elevator to my penthouse appartment?"
No she doesn't.
Oh c'mon!
Even the pizza guy too?!
Yes I caved in and ordered another pizza
Fellas, take a chill pill and step back. She's taken! Gosh.
And if all of you have that much in common with her, why don't you form a lonely men's club and be friends with each other instead? Hmm?
Everybody was too busy dancing (I think PinkScarf is badly attempting gangnam style?) to notice it was cake time. Also if you're wondering where Valentin is, he's snoring in the other room again -__-
Blue: *tries not to inhale pit-stink*
lol glitch hair
o____O
That's better!
What a little cutie pie! ^__^
Valentin: "Yay Blue, whoo! Today my son becomes a man! Yeah!"
Firstly, you're late.
Secondly, he doesn't become a man for another three birthdays.
Valentin: "I tried."
VampChick: "I'll take that! Thanks kid!" >:)
Oh heeeeell naw, you didn't just take my boy's candy!
Blue: "WAAAA! Come bwak to me wallie pop!"
:(
I am never inviting her to our parties again.
Again, nice.
No trying necessary.
Here's our fridge after the party.
And other than the pizza and cake, everything was brought by guests -__- kids want presents! NOT PLATES FULL OF FOOD WE WON'T EAT! All the crispy rings and pizza will be eaten, but the rest will probs go bad before they get touched.
Blue: "I wuv you Alix the Alligator!"
Yay he's happy again! ^__^
It took like 12 hours :/
*rubs hands together evily* >:)
That's right m'love, vomit like you've never vomited before!
Amity: *volcanic eruption hurls número dos*
After her puke fest, she rolled all these wants for the Spring Festival, and as you know I'm pretty obliging.
Buzzcut: "C'mon baby, five bucks and I'll rock your world."
Sure hoping Val isn't watching through the telescope at the station!
Guys. C'mon.
STAHP.
Buzzcut: *sighs* "That was incredible. Someday, I'll marry a girl with a tongue like that."
That's very nice for you.
At this point I decided to bring Valentin over to the park from work because all Amity was rolling wants for was to talk with buzzcut or spend more money at the kissing booth -__-
He came over topless, but that's not a complaint.
Looks like I did a pretty good job finding the perfect hubby for Ams. I clearly tried pretty hard to finf the perfect guy, it's not like I set her up with the second male sim she met or anything *looks around suspiciously*
A couple of badass daredevils here.
Amity: "Smells like curry and poppadoms!"
Still pickin'.
She gets that hayfever modlet constantly now.
I always look for the Indian Blanket and Cosmos flowers. Those are the money makers and the festival grounds are full of them! ^__^
Amity: "Ugh, it's so hard being a celebrity, papz are always chasing me."
Guess who just got their first celebrity star.
I figure if she gets at least three, she'll get those expensive "free samples" of TVs and appliances $___$
Amity: "Eeee! Easter egg! Easter egg! That means the Easter bunny must be around here somewhere! I want him!"
*pets*
Oh bless! Thank you game!
*bows down to plumbob*
Seasonal festival greeting cards: 4/4
Kisses at seasonal festivals: 4/4
*feels accomplished* ^__^
[I like that Val is shirtless in the spring shot <3]
I've decided that Ams and Val are only going to have two kids.
It's going to be impossible for us to complete the challenge when Amity isn't working, and it costs a lot of money to build and upgrade the children's rooms. Plus, since it's been a while since I've played a legacy, I think it'll be easier for me to keep track of two children for now.
And we might eventually have enough money for some pets! :D
Thank you so much for the hideous Egyptian painting PinkScarf!
I might get Amity to call you if you're going to keep giving us money presents!
With the money from PinkScarf and some of the flower fund, we've finally managed to upgrade the house a little. Everyone has been rolling wishes for new appliances, so yay that we can afford them for once! I also got a little something for Blue!
A cowplant thingy! Yaaaay!
I love cowplants and I only just noticed these in buy mode, HOW GREAT ARE THEY?!
Valentin: "Yep, legendaddy right here! I just made my son smile! I've got Father of the year in the bag!"
*snorts* Maybe if you're the only father in town.
Blue: "Agwain Daddy, agwain!" :D
Valentin: "Ooh, magical jelly beans!"
Yes I'm glad somebody finally noticed it there. I actually bought it during the crap shack lawn phase in case anybody cared.
VALENTIN!
Valentin: "Why does my bum suddenly feel all burny?!"
GO TO THE SHOWER NOW!
God, I refuse to lose my founder or her husband in a burning/freezing accident!
Although I forgot to document it, he did put it out in time.
I am really sick of my sims trying to kill themselves.
I didn't think I was THAT unbearable.
LOOK! IT'S AN ICECREAM CAB! :D
Funny right?!
No?
Ok... *runs away*
I sent Valentin and Amity for a festival date, again because their wishes told me to.
I think they're one of my favourite sim couples, honestly <3
Return of the smustle, hooray!
Valentin: "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend!"
*backs away slowly*
I sent Val on egg patrol while Amity took a dump went to the loo.
Valentin: "Yay a blue egg! Blue's my favourite colour!" :D
No shit.
Pregnancy makes you a drama queen Amity, jeez.
Amity: "What?"
...Uhh, nothing... *whistles*
Is it even possible for your sims to get a half tan? Amity keeps getting one for a few hours and then it switches back to her normal skin tone. It's starting to creep me out... :/
Also I forgot to mention before, we got a washing machine and dryer! Yay!
And since PinkScarf's present, it's taken this long for somebody to notice and use it.
Valentin: "Can you say hoe? Daddy likes hoes."
Blue: *gives no fucks*
I look forward to the childhood of this kid, I really do.
Valentin: "OH GOD! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! HELP ME LORD, PLEASE!"
Clearly that pregnancy book didn't teach you nothin'.
Uh Ams? Why are you walking to the hospital?
Amity: "I need the exercise and could use the fresh air. I'm getting a bit tubby around the middle."
Ever think that's because your PREGNANT?
Amity: "I just remembered I have a bike! Teehee!" *rings bell*
I was so relieved when she got on the bike.
I was worried for a moment she'd give birth on the sidewalk.
*insert drumroll here*
And it's a girl! Her name is Skyla Perkins. She rolled insane and light sleeper. She jams to Latin music, can't get enough of cobbler or the colour white :)
Lucky for Skyla we could afford a bit more decoration for her room, which I'm already favouring over Blue's.
And that's all for this chapter!
I ate two cookies, a handful of chocolates and three crackers during the making of this chapter. Enjoy thinking about my fatlife as once again I haven't played ahead and have no idea what's in store for the Perkins' at this point. But, with the last two chapters in mind, I'm already expecting more fire D: Comments would be very much appreciated, and thanks for reading! ~