The Perkins Legacy - Generation One, Part Five
Hello darlings!
I am super excited myself, as this is the last chapter of generation one which means... Heir poll time! Unfortunately there are is no uni times in this update, but our gorgeous teens kept me amused and very busy. Now, on with the chapter!
*warning: contains some coarse language and sexual references; viewer discretion is advised*
Blue: "Were you watching me sleep again?"
No I totally wasn't!
I was just passing by...
And stroking you through the screen cos I worry about you *pets*
Every other day he wakes up all moody and rebellious. Oh what have these people done to you baby <3
Despite his moodies and depressiveness, Blue is a superstar at skilling. He's got skill points in over 10 different skills and is already level 4 in Handiness (I knew that 'you break it, you fix it' policy would do some good!) And because people decide to break things and run before I find out who did it, Blue gets the fun job of fixing everything for the skill of it.
Blue: "Aw man! Now I'll never have chest hair! Why does nothing ever work out for me.."
You could be dead right now sweetie, remember that.
Blue! You never told me you go to school with Scofield Jaxie!
Blue: "He's not a student..."
Blue: "Um, bus driver? Aren't you gonna do something about this?"
Bus driver: *gives no fucks*
I got this pop up and was like WTAF, and then realised Scofield must be their teacher.
Even though my game says he's unemployed...
o______O
*checks inventory*
Now there's no way they'd just give you a free dressing room mirror, so way to go Blue! Moneyz! :D
Skyla: "Um, what's six plus four again?"
And to think I'm planning on sending you to college. Oh dear.
Blue on the other hand seems to be excelling at school too. He's like a superstar. He's getting A grades and is also a keen member of the study club.
*sighs of relief that at least one kid isn't dirt stupid*
He's still rather naughty though.
I almost feel sorry for these suckers who keep wasting their money on Amity,
And then I remember how poor we are and I suddenly feel better XD
Blue: "Conflicted emotions because the parents are away. HAPPYRAGE!"
Yupp. Free vacation.
Let's throw a stereotypical teen party!
... But due to the lack of teens in this town *shakes fist at game* we only have one party guest... So this shall be fun.
Blue: "She fine."
Felicia: "He fine."
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BLUE HAD TO GO TO PROM BY HIMSELF.
WHERE?!
Felicia: "EW GROSS! That's disgusting! Why would you think I'd want to see that?!"
Blue: "Why? Porn is great!"
Blue: "SO GREAT."
Oh lord.
My baby has turned into a masturbatory freak.
Ah, 'heat-of-the-moment' kissing to provide temporary amnesia over the porn incident. Young love at its finest right here.
Felicia: "Why'd you kiss me?! You can't just go around randomly kissing people! What kind of person does a thing like that?!"
Blue: "A person who is a totally screwed up screw up, that's who!" *cries*
Felicia: "AAHHH SHIT SLENDER'S GOT ME! FUCK THIS!"
That's what you get for being mean to my baby *pokes tongue out*
Felicia: "I AM GIRLZILLA, HEAR ME ROAR!" /rage.
So she's moody and also screwed up? I see a power couple here!
Valentin: "I'm back bitchez."
That went fast.
Valentin: "I used to be a dancer."
Felicia: *watches TV*
Valentin: "See anything you like speak up."
It was probably about 3 sim hours later I realised Amity wasn't home yet.
*disgruntled sigh*
Seriously game? FUUUUUU! >:(
> Saves and resets household losing active wishes <
Amity: "Where did I go just now?"
idk but you're lucky I brought you back.
Was so darn close on reaching Val's $50,000 wish! >:(
Aw c'mon Grimmy, don't be like this.
It doesn't have to end this way!
Blue likes Felicia.
Felicia likes Blue.
And I'll do anything to make this boy happy right now, so dating they shall be!
Just like Ams and Val, aww!
Am I good at matchmaking or what?!
Blue: "Felicia, you make me feel like a unicorn jumping on a cloud made of marshmallow. I feel so safe in your arms."
Blue: "Bitches love me; she wants the dick."
And cute moment over.
Felicia: "I was thinking maybe we could go back to my place and -"
Blue: "Sorry babe, I got plans. Don't be getting clingy gurl. There's got to be enough Blue to go around."
Oh jesus who taught you that?
It was Valentin wasn't it? /headdesk.
And what may I ask are these plans?
Blue: "Yay I found one, I found one!"
Blue: "Mummy and Daddy will be so proud they'll have to love me!"
Skyla: "Ooh I love you mister Serverus the Serpent! Yesh I do, yesh I do!"
And that, my folks, is the first and last we'll be seeing of the first legacy pet Severus because he ran away before I remembered to buy him an enclosure :C
Amity: *sings opera style* "Shawty get dooooooooown, good lord!"
You'd think with all the singing Amity does she'd be improving.
HAH!
Zombie: "But I wanted vegetables!"
Learn to jump then! >:3
Zombie Jessie J: "FIREFLIES INFURIATE ME!"
*runs inside*
Ams, since when did you become puff the magic dragon?
Amity: "TOO HAWT, TOO HAWT!"
Oh wait, magic jelly bean gone bad.
As you were.
> Insert more bragging about Blue the superstar and all his skills here <
You can blame that field trip to the theatre for this one.
Blue: "Take that Biff! Who's screwed up now?!"
And also his teen rage.
I don't know where you got those sunnies Valentin but damn! You make scoffing a cheese steak alluring and sexy.
Valentin: "It's a hard life being a sex god."
So it came to my attention that if your sim sucks at skills and school like Skyla they can earn college points by having a part time job, so Skyla now works at the book store.
Aw c'mon!
Seriously? She was just getting a job!
Skyla: "Dad's gonna freak."
Valentin: "What the hell do you think you're doing missy?! You can't be out this late at night! Bridgeport is full of murderers and rapists, trust me, I've put out fires at their hideouts! Do you want me to have a heart attack?! DO YOU?!"
Valentin: "Never do that again - Don't make me whack you upside your head!"
Chill Val, she ain't going nowheres.
Skyla: "He's behind me isn't he?"
Valentin: "I got my eye on you missy!"
But hey, you're working out together! Family bonding and such! ^__^
... No? Ok.
OH YES.
Valentin's reached the top of the fire fighter career and Ams is slowly moving on up as a chef! They may have completely screwed up their kids but at least they're good at money making :3
I invited Devin over to celebrate.
Amity: "Um, is it really necessary to be shirtless right now?"
Devin: "Fabric constricts my abs of steel."
Devin: "I'm much more flexible now, just putting it out there."
Amity: "Is that normal?" o__O
No. No it is not.
Oh Devin honey,
we know.
Valentin: "I had nothing to do with the love letters I swear!"
Grim: "Don't make this difficult, just get in the gravestone!"
But before you freak out - Grimmy wasn't there to take Valentin.
Just some old person who I couldn't be stuffed photographing :3
Grim: "Oh hey Val! I'll be round your place later." *waves*
What.
Because Skyla is grounded thanks to Valentin, I've got him stalking up possible boyfriends for her, which looking back now may not have been the best idea.
Valentin: "So, what would I have to say to convince you to mate with my daughter?"
Sexy Guy: "...."
Valentin: "We're in a legacy you see, and we need good baby genes. I refuse to be a grandparent to ugly fatties."
*slow sarcastic claps*
The way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh oh,
YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL!
/end directioner outburst.
*le coughs* couldn't help myself.
Anyway, back to the chapter ~
You'd make a sexy avatar Blue.
Just saying.
Skyla: "Ooh, I'm Valentin, I'm a big buff fire fighter who can't even get a guy's number even though I look gay and slide down stiff poles for a living."
Valentin: "I think it's time for that whack..."
And because it's unlikely Skyla will ever be ungrounded now, I've made the drastic decision to age up her IF to teach her to kiss and such, seeing as there are no teen boys in this town *sticks up middle finger at game*
Just FYI her imaginary friend's name is Boo.
I just... Don't ask.
Boo: "Look Ma, I'm a real boy!"
Skyla: "Yes! I have a doll to practice stuff on! This is awesome!"
Yeah actually maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all :/
*does the pelvic-thrusting freebie dance*
Officer: "Is that your father behind the cruiser wearing sunglasses with his underwear?"
Skyla: "Thinking about toothbrushes? Yeah, that'd be him."
She woke up all moody and wanted to break curfew, so *shrugs*
Skyla: "Stupid Dad, thinks he's so perfect. Grounded me again, I don't deserve this."
What did you think would happen? He'd greet you at the cop car in an apron with a tray full of muffins? *snorts*
Skyla: "Heh heh heh, I'll go somewhere he'll never expect to find me!"
Where? School?
Seriously though she snuck out to go to school.
:|
Valentin: "Luke, I am your father! Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy, father and son!" *makes lightsaber noises*
Really Val? Really?
Not the time.
Somehow in between all the Star Wars re-enactments he managed to save a sim or two and got this big ass trophy.
I just don't understand.
Skyla: "Kiss me!" *smooches*
...You can stop now.
Skyla & Boo: *smooches*
Seriously guys.
Skyla & Boo: *smooches*
I regret this already.
You also make a very sexy Simpson.
Blue: *gives no fucks and plays like mozart*
Honestly this kid can do everything.
o___O
What have I done.
Devin baby, I've got to admit, this is either really nice or incredibly creepy...
Devin: *pinches Amity's panties*
Blue: "Sis, not trying to brag or anything, but guess where I'll be going to study after I graduate?"
Skyla: "Ohmigosh, you got into gnome academy?! Even with all your obvious mental health issues?!"
Skyla: "I'm so proud of you!"
He's actually going to Uni, just ftr.
Blue won a partial scholarship because he's so brilliant.
His skills so far (just because I like to brag):
Athletic level 4 / Cooking 5 / Fishing 1 / Guitar 3 / Handy 6 / Piano 4 / Logic 6 / Bass 3 / Drums 7 / Social Networking 3
My baby's so smarticles ^__^
Valentin: "CHILD WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT BEING GROUNDED?!"
Val, chillax. You look like you're about to pop a blood vessel.
She wanted to go fishing and was literally a metre off the lot.
Good news everyone!
We've reached the $50,000 threshold + more!
But that was when I found this...
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE.
Wait.
$40,327 + $20,326 + $31,438 = $92,091
WE MADE THE $75,000 THRESHOLD AFTERALL!
I can't believe we actually did it!
It's not cheating just strategic game play ok
Kids! Did you hear?! WE'RE RICH! :D
Blue: "That doesn't make us any less screwed up."
Skyla: "Yeah."
You can't blame that for me that was entirely your parents doing!
Amity: "Are we really rich?! Are we? Are we?! Let's throw a party and buy a pool and -"
Amity: "Wait sparkles? This isn't part of the plan!"
:C
Blue: "Whoooooo!"
Amity: "Cheer once more and I'll actually slit your throat."
o____O
Amity: " I don't look half bad though right? I totally pull these wrinkles off, hey?"
Whatever you say sweetie.
Valentin: "Come 'ere, I want a picture with my sexy silver haired sweetie!"
Amity: "Aw!"
Valentin: "The first of many!... The rest of which will be nudes."
>_____>
Burglar: "I heard you guys are rich now. Sup?"
Skyla: "OMG BURGLAR!"
Burglar: "OMG BURGLAR ALARM!"
What a nice start to elderhood.
Burglar: *sniffs* "Oh god you smell good."
Policeman: "I must take you now!"
#GayLoveThrowdown
CAN YOU NOT.
Valentin: "Please tell me I didn't just sleep with an old British man?"
No darling, that was your wife.
Valentin: "Oh."
Don't worry m'love, soon enough you'll have a saggy sausage of your own to match your wife's saggy bun!
Oh Devin my love when will you learn?
Awkward.
Your her boss.
But haaaay,
Amity's still got it. *snaps fingers & swivels neck*
Praise the lord! Finally SP decided to give us a teenage boy!
Theron: *heart heart* "Me likey."
Skyla: *heart heart* "Me likey too."
Boo: *struts*
Get together. Like now.
Skyla: *sticks tongue down throat*
Boo: "Backstabbing bitch."
Well this isn't awkward or anything.
WHY.
YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY BE DATING AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
THEY'RE IMAGINARY FOR GOD'S SAKE!
I've never seen a sim roll a wish to dye their hair during a date, but *shrugs* your wish is my command!
Valentin: "What are your intentions with my daughter because sex is off the table! You touch her with your manhood and I'll chop it off, understood?!"
Oh lord.
Blue: "CAKE TIME NOW?!" 8D
I really have to pay more attention to your age bars.
Skyla: "Hey look! Look at my hair! I'm the prettiest girl in the -"
Shhhh Blue's growing up!
Blue: "I turned out good eh? Eh?"
Please excuse me I'm just melting into a pile of goo from your stunningness.
Blue: "Yeah! Who's the sexiest in the house now pops?!"
Valentin: "Haters gon hate."
I gave Blue the final trait of Genius. It seems to suit him considering the amazing amount of skills he has. But also, can we just take another moment to admire how beautiful he is? I'm veeeery pleased :3
Blue: "Okay show's over I'm tired."
That's okay baby, we can keep admiring your beauty while you sleep.
Boo: "What do you mean you're breaking up with me?! I thought we shared something special!"
Skyla: "We did, but -"
Boo: "So you want me to be a toy again? Just like that? It's him, isn't it?"
Skyla: "Don't make this any harder than it already is."
Yeah this is just beyond weird so... *deletes IF*
Also, here have this photo of Skyla's new love Theron, who decided to creepily loiter for hours after everybody went to bed >___>
Take over the world with his looks maybe!
Blue: "Who da man? Who da man?!"
You da man!
I'm so proud! :')
Now, time to celebrate! And why not at the autumn festival, simply because I can't think of a better idea!
Blue: "Oh yeah, the GILF is looking my way! Everything is coming up Blue!"
Who do you think you are, Harry Styles? Stahp!
Pie eating contest in the rain cos that's just how we do.
Skyla: "I WON! I WON! I AM THE GREATEST! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!"
And then everyone got bored and miserable cos I still haven't bought them umbrellas, so we took a pretty photo to add to the collection and left.
Amity: "Now I've never driven this godforsaken vehicle before either, but if you hit something you're paying for the repairs."
Skyla wanted to learn to drive, Amity wanted to teach her. It's win win.
I am pretty concerned Amity decided to teach her in the fire truck though :/
Blue and Felicia are still together by the way, for now. They seem happy and Blue needs something to occupy his time before Uni ^__^ They sah cute.
Things are coming together nicely.
Val managed to max a skill he doesn't even need to, Skyla got her driver's license, and Amity got a promotion!
UH I THINK SHE KNOWS BY NOW APOLLO.
Skyla: "Ugh fuck my life."
Skyla's doing some last minute skill cramming in prep for Uni. She is ridiculously behind Blue so probably won't get a scholarship, but every little bit helps.
And also, tonight is prom, and my baby has a date! Eee :')
YOU GUYS LOOK STUNNING.
Skyla: "I know right, I pull off pink locks better than Perrie Edwards. Zayn Malik where you at?"
I'm glad at least one of the kids had a good time at prom :)
Skyla and Theron also went steady, and...
> Insert drum roll here <
Skyla was crowned prom queen!
And as you can see she totally ruined her prom picture too by changing into athletic wear half way through the dance -___- But she had a better experience than Blue, so I'm happy.
Valentin: "Yay for adult diapers and a wrinkly penis! Old age come at me!"
Well at least you have an open mind.
Valentin: "I changed my mind, can't I just die now?"
Aw c'mon, it's not that bad!
Valentin: "Hey I got to keep my watch! I'm okay now."
Okay?
Skyla: "My turn? My turn?!" :D
Yes sweetie, your turn.
Skyla: "And?"
How is it even possible for you to be that good looking?!
I gave Skyla Rebellious as her final trait. She's been very up and down during her teen years, what with all the sneaking out and what now, so it seemed to fit.
Now for the moment we've all been waiting for, heir poll time!
Who will you be voting for, to suffer the ridiculous burden of the generation two task?
Will it be Blue?
Or Skyla?
The Poll is now closed! Thank you for voting!
Next Chapter: In the final chapter of generation one, both kids will be shipped off to college! Lots of fun times ahead, and we find out who will be heir of the next generation!
I hope you all stick around and leave a comment, I'd really appreciate it!
Have a great weekend guys! x