The Perkins Legacy - Generation One, Part Six
Greetings loyal minions!
You should be very pleased with me because I've managed to keep on schedule for once! YAY! We have quite an eventful chapter ahead of us; the heir is announced, the kids are shipped away to University, and *spoiler alert* one of our favourite Perkins characters die in an unexpected twist you won't see coming. Excited yet? Let's get cracking!
*warning: contains some coarse language and sexual references; viewer discretion is advised*
We start this chapter with a picture of miss Skyla Perkins, the dumbass that decided it's necessary to sneak everywhere even though she's an adult and no longer grounded...
Skyla: "Mwahahaha!"
Glitch or personality quirk? Taking all bets!
They certainly should, especially with all the problems I've had keeping them together this whole time.
I like that with his senility Valentin has become part blind and now sits a few inches from the windscreen XD
Valentin: "Down in front!"
Just like old times. They sah cute though <3
Papparazzi: "These will go great with the nudes Valentin promised us!"
-___-
And it's now time for the compulsory shot of the graduate.
Skyla: "I hate this."
I'll put you in fast-forward and it'll be over before you can say holla! ~
No surprise there.
Time for the University apptitude test! Let's see how smart my babies really are.
Blue: "So if X is the limit, and it is approaching zero, then it is not approaching anything and therefore the limit does not exist."
Skyla: "How do I spell my name again?"
Oh jesus.
Blue & Skyla: "Synchronized hmmmmmm...."
BLUE!
YOU GOT A FULL SCHOLARSHIP?!
I'm so proud!
And no one can blame him for lacking in communications, I mean look who his parents are.
Skyla: "Um, what colour is the sky again?"
Blue: "It's the same as my name nitwit, hurry up."
Impressive, a lot better than I expected!
And now, what you've all been waiting for,
the new heir is...
>insert drumroll here<
SKYLA!
It was so close though right up until the last 24hrs and all the Skyla lovers came out. Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to vote because I would have never been able to pick between these two seriously.
Are you seriously sneaking to University?
Really? For real?
This is your heir people.
Have any advice for the kids?
Valentin: "Yeah don't come back. I'm going inside before my dick turns into a cocksicle."
Lovely.
And just like that, we're at University! I have to admit I'm disappointed there aren't a variety of choices of Universities to attend like in TS2.
Skyla: "Well I've been on campus ten seconds and I can see already I'm the finest girl here. Uni life what up!"
I've stuck Skyla and Blue into this random dormitory purely because it borders campus and I'll probably get lost until I'm used to the layout here :3 it's pretty average, but I made over their bedroom to make it a little more tolerable.
Not too shabby eh?
Skyla: "Nobody said anything about sharing a room, I'm not down with this."
Oh, I'm sure I can persuade you...
Skyla: "Oh hawt dang! I gots me some man candy on ma wall!"
You all heard her, I'm off the hook!
They've been on campus literally ten seconds and they've already got some admirers. Gosh why do they have to be so irresistible and darn good looking?
There be a lot of gays and bisexuals on this campus.
Blue: "So, I think you're hot, my sister thinks you're hot, and obviously you think we're both hot, so we were wondering if you'd be up to -"
NO BLUE.
NO.
Dormies: "Gerbits, gerbits, vooooo gerbits!"
Yay! Thank you Eaxis for not completely disappointing me and deciding to keep around my favourite Uni interaction! Too bad I have no idea how to use it because it doesn't show up at all on the list of social interactions? :C
I sent the kids can I still call them kids? to the University open house orientation thing, and Blue decided to introduce himself to his professor. At least they're not shriveled old people like in TS2.
Blue: "Omg you know who you look like? One of those naughty school teachers from the pornos I watch!" :D
Oh jesus.
Skyla baby, why are you deep throating a candy bar?
Skyla: "I bet a jock I could fit it all in my mouth!"
Boys be staring Skyls. Stahp.
Just go do something creative.
Skyla: "Heh heh heh, no one will ever know it was me."
Sure, babes.
I let my eye off him for one second and look what happens! These college gurls are already corrupting my baby!
Tiffany: "Chug Blue! Not choke, chug!"
Ahh first streaker of the legacy.
Let the Uni Life commence!
Lesson #1: Never forget to lock your dorm door.
Also, is that the streaker from the prev pic? :/
Skyla: "SOMEBODY GET THIS SLAG OUT OF MY ROOM OR SO HELP ME GOD!"
Blue: "ALL I WANT IS EIGHT HOURS SLEEP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"
Fair to say Skyla and Blue aren't morning people.
Skyla: "Get your ugly ass out of this room right now. If I ever see you again, I'll make you wish you were never born."
o___O
Skyla: "This lime green bag clashes with my outfit."
And my fist will clash with your pixelated head if you don't get to class!
First day of classes, and Skyla is late as usual. Nothing's changed.
Blue's styling an apprehensive grin but really, if they let Skyla into University, he shant worry. He'll be top of the class in no time!
Oh and btw, Blue is studying Technology and Skyla is studying Fine Arts.
Is this for real?
Can the real Skyla Perkins please stand up?
Blue: "I don't like this."
It's just a brain scanner sweetie, what's the worst that can happen?
Your brain explodes into a mountain of goo? You'd still be smarter than Skyla y'know!
Blue: "Fuck this shit I'm out."
Babes you okay?
You look lost?
Skyla: "Professor told us to title and date our paper. How can you date a piece of paper? You' get paper cuts in sacred areas."
So rather than turn his own brain into complete mush, Blue has made the courageous to sacrifice some of his fellow dormies for the cause.
Blue: "You know you had time to shower before doing the scan right?"
Blue: "Success! My shirt isn't covered in tiny fragments of brain!"
Good luck getting that dormie stank out of your chair.
Skyla: "Wait, is this an mandarin or a golf ball? Who invented golf balls anyway? Was it someone named Dr Golph Bahl?"
Yeah maybe it wasn't a such idea to let Skyla play beer juice pong with the dormies.
CHEERS!
lol this won't end well.
Wut.
... So that's why you invited Skyla to play pong.
Ahh. Now I see.
Well played Tiffany, well played.
So I've come to a very sensible and logical conclusion Skyla is very drunk.
Skyla: "Ow."
Now conscious featuring a killer concussion.
I've gotta say, the Uni life seems to hit these dormies pretty hard. There's usually at least one stinky unconscious kid lying around the dorm. So far there have been no deaths, but I'm expecting one any minute now.
Okay so where do I begin with this picture.
By the atrocious lighting you were probably aware another full moon is upon us, and thus dormie zombies. BUT THEN THERE'S THE ALIEN HERE RIGHT. And I don't know where she came from cos there were no sounds, no noises, no abductions.
And then she came and said what up to the dormbie, and they started playing soccer.
No joke. They're intense match lasted like 5+ hours.
So what do we learn from this?
Aliens love soccer.
And dormbies.
The alien was enjoying the heated match of soccer so much that she missed the mothership home and had to ride a bike out of town before the sun came up.
Exhilarating game play, amirite?!
P.S - I miss Pollination Tech # 9 :C
Skyla goes to her sketching class in her future wedding dress.
Skyla, baby, your hangover is showing!
Can you just pick one?
Pick a Perkins, any Perkins.
Blue: "Whoa, I guess everyone's taking Technology this semester!"
No joke there are about 15 sims in Blue's technology class, whereas Skyla's Arts course has like 5 :/
Skyla's decided to cheapen up the place and start gratifying the dorm. She's getting better, but this dorm is looking more and more like the bad side of campus :3
That's my boy! <3
It's Uni and YOLO, so the kids are hosting a bonfire partay!
even though it's exam day tomorrow and they should really be studying
And, for a limited time only, featuring fireworks!
Skyla: "Look at the flashing green one!"
Maybe the alien's come back to play another match of soccer?
Professor: "Blue, don't -"
Blue: "No professor, it's my duty as the party's breast inspector that no breast goes uninspected!"
Dormie: "Is the motorboating really necessary?"
Gotta love the dormies though.
They're such a good influence on my babies.
Skyla: "Enough is enough! The professors don't run our lives! We do! We need to take charge! We will make them change our exam dates to next week, then to next month, then to tomorrow again and then cancel them all together, WHO'S WIFF MEH?!"
Remaining 4 guests: *give no fucks*
We dun gd.
Time for some last minute exam cramming!
Skyla: "This one I call 'My Mummy Dearest'."
Aw Skyls! That's so -
Oh.
Um... It's so...
Shrek-esque?
Blue: "Did we really have to come back here?"
Unfortunately yes.
Not being used to rich life yet, I only sent the kids away for one term at Uni, which I guess would be equivalent to a year? Whoops.
Let's just think of it as spring break.
At home.
With your parents.
Valentin: "Welcome back motherfuckers!"
It's nice to be home.
And a big house fire breaks out the instant Blue and Skyla arrive home.
What are the odds.
Valentin: "I'm getting too old for this shit."
Out of nowhere? Oh Devs how you make me laugh!
Are you actually serious.
It's the same guy as last time too, I checked.
What even.
Burglar: "What?! He never called me, what did you expect me to do?!"
Ahh. So you have no intention of stealing anything, just having an orgy on our living room floor? Cool bro.
Valentin: "Gosh that burglar alarm is annoying and somehow sexy." #conflicted
Go back to bed old man.
I'm not even going to start on how many ways that's fucked up.
Blue: "WHAT DID I SAY?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MY EIGHT HOURS?! DOES NO ONE LISTEN?!"
Just chill Blue, seriously you'll pop a blood vessel.
It's all in the name of love.
Burglar: "Where's LaBrawn?! I demand an explanation why he never called me!"
Cute Innocent Cop: *looks cute and innocent*
Burglar: "God, you didn't have to be so rough!"
Cop: "SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
o___O
Elderhood hasn't been very nice to Amity so far has it?
Guess who? Anyone?
Its Blue's beautiful girlfriend Felicia who decided to graduate, grow up, and get even more gorgeous while Blue was away! She sah prettay, I thought she and Blue could have a cute couples stay-at-home night! ^__^
Then this happened out of nowhere within seconds of arriving.
HOW COULD YOU FELICIA?!
You knew darn well how broken Blue was before you started dating him!
Blue: "I've lost the only person who ever maybe loved me, what have I done?"
You didn't do anything other than be a beautiful little fucked up stud muffin *pets*
OH. NOW I SEE HOW IT IS.
AND NO HO, HE AIN'T FEEL SHIT.
*snaps fingers*
People, we're not poor no more.
You don't need to keep sending us hideous things!
Amity got a sixth trait!
I didn't even know this was possible.
Anyway Amity rolled Childish, which seems to fit perfectly :3
Lemme explain.
I've come to the conclusion that Val lead Felicia on. Val's wishes have suddenly erupted in "flirt with Felicia" requests and I've noticed they're good friends, god knows how that happened.Anyway, I have decided Felicia is too pretty to discard at the moment, therefore she can stick around for a while and keep Bluey happy.
You been given an inch girl, don't you dare be takin a mile!
Well that was quick.
Blue: "How could you like my dad? He's not even half the man I am, if you get my drift."
Felicia: "Is that so? Prove it."
That awkward moment when an audience of your closest relatives gather in your bathroom while you're being deflowered.
Amity: "You're doing it wrong, she should be up against the taps for maximum thrust."
Felicia: "We broke the shower so we musta done something right, awwww yeah."
Blue: "Post sex selfie time!"
Ams and Val, you have officially been replaced as favourite legacy couple.
I'm a Bluicia shipper now <33333
Amity: "I'm getting sick of you walking around like your some big genius, college boy! I have a brain too y'know!"
Sure about that?
Uni Life Take 2,
and action!
Skyla: "I thought we were going to Lil Wayne's, I only packed g-strings!"
What?!
Ohh. Um.
The dormies are definitely colourful this term :|
Skyla: "HEY FRESHMAN, DROP DOWN AND GIMME TWENTY!"
Skyla, just because she's leafy like a cabbage doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings.
#FirstPlantSim
Can we all just take a second and appreciate the prettiness of uni in the fall? <3
Thanks dormies, really.
This is the exact reason I never have fireplaces on my lots.
BLUE YOU CRAZY?! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE FIRE!
Blue: "But my marshmallow fell in." :C
Carlton w/glasses: "YOU'RE NOT SPRAYING FAST ENUFF!"
Blue: "I'M SPRAYING AS FAST AS I CAN DAMMIT!"
Do my babies give off a gay vibe or?
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE DORMIES.
ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS.
And Blue and Skyla are at class so it's all on you guys.
Carlton w/glasses: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SPRAY! SPRAY LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! THE WHITE BOY AIN'T HERE TO SAVE US!"
Dormie Death Count: 0
I don't know how these idiots got the fire out, but they did.
Blue: "I can't blame you for asking me to model for you Skyls, you're so gonna get a good grade with a sketch of someone so irresistibly handsome."
I think he may be onto something with that Skyla. Daaaaamn.
Skyla: "Give me 'ermagerd, spaceship!'"
He's good.
Skyla: "All done, what do you think?" :)
Blue: "Tha fuck is that? That can't be me, that guy's ass is enormous!"
Blue: "I'm totally psychic! Right now you're thinking about taking your top off and meeting me upstairs."
Her name is Felicia, remember her?
What can I say? It was a rather uneventful term.
YAY WE MUST BE DOING SUMMING RITE!
Blue: "LOOK HOW GOODS I DID!" :D
Skyla: "Oh shit this isn't a bill for all my graffiti damage is it?!"
It's true, Skyla has really classed up the joint with all her street art. There's more around the sides too. It's fair to say she's become a bit obsessed, but believe it or not, street art counts towards her Arts grade, which explains why she's sitting on A's :3
Subtle guys.
Reeeeeeeal subtle.
OHMYGOD, WHAT.
SKYLA! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
I was checking on Blue and the screen panned over D:
OH DEAR GOD NO.
Grim: "Y'all take note: THIS is what happens when you badmouth death, and I don't want to make another trip out here, so none of you smart asses try it!"
Oh shit.
So Skyla rolled the want to protest using the megaphone, so I let her and just chose a random topic without thinking about it. I thought maybe the megaphone electrocuted her or something, and I had no idea ranting about death would make your sims die D:
Blue: "Well, lookie what we have here! Looks like I'll be the heir after all!"
BLUE YOUR SISTER IS DYING, SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION WOULD YOU?!
Blue: "I mean uh, oh no, poor Skyla, I'm like, so sad."
Yahuh, sure you are.
Blue: "Oh c'mon grim, I was really hoping Mum or Dad would be the first to cark it! Just look at her, look at her pathetic moronic face! Don't be so heartless, let her live?"
Grim: "Um lemme see, um, NO. Also tell your mum to stop sending me used panties. I'm out."
RIP Skyla Perkins.
I'm so bummed it had to go this way, but I've learnt a lesson: ALWAYS do research about the new deaths with each expansion before actually playing it -__-
You will be missed, you beautiful blonde dumbass <3
Blue: "MY SISTER IS DEAD." /cries.
Paparazzi: "This will make a great spread in the Sim Death Weekly!"
If there was a way to disable paparazzi so help me god -__-
Blue: "Oh thou pain in my chest, it's -"
Dormie: "Oh god you're not gonna drop dead as well are you?!"
Nice one, honestly.
And now it's time to return home for another painful term break. Perfect timing.
Criss: "Seeya sexy, call me if you need to talk about your sister dying and shit!" :D
-___-
Amity: "Did you really kill my daughter, or was that some sick joke in the Sim Death Weekly?"
I'm sorry okay!
Don't make me feel any worse :C
Valentin: "I was so strict with her walkby stranger, I really was. I never even got a chance to tell her I didn't mean it, and that I loved her!"
Is it too late to quit without saving? :/
Well at least there is one person in the house that isn't suicidal...
Blue: "I'm back to rule this house bitchez. Task and babies come at me!"
And, that's where we'll leave it.
I'm sorry I accidentally killed our heir, but Blue only just lost, so I'm sure not all of you will be sad he's taking over. The annoying thing is, Blue will have to return to college for another 2 terms to get his diploma, so next chapter we'll have some more Uni life and the announcement of the new generation task - HOW EXCITING! See you then! x
You should be very pleased with me because I've managed to keep on schedule for once! YAY! We have quite an eventful chapter ahead of us; the heir is announced, the kids are shipped away to University, and *spoiler alert* one of our favourite Perkins characters die in an unexpected twist you won't see coming. Excited yet? Let's get cracking!
*warning: contains some coarse language and sexual references; viewer discretion is advised*
We start this chapter with a picture of miss Skyla Perkins, the dumbass that decided it's necessary to sneak everywhere even though she's an adult and no longer grounded...
Skyla: "Mwahahaha!"
Glitch or personality quirk? Taking all bets!
They certainly should, especially with all the problems I've had keeping them together this whole time.
I like that with his senility Valentin has become part blind and now sits a few inches from the windscreen XD
Valentin: "Down in front!"
Just like old times. They sah cute though <3
Papparazzi: "These will go great with the nudes Valentin promised us!"
-___-
And it's now time for the compulsory shot of the graduate.
Skyla: "I hate this."
I'll put you in fast-forward and it'll be over before you can say holla! ~
No surprise there.
Time for the University apptitude test! Let's see how smart my babies really are.
Blue: "So if X is the limit, and it is approaching zero, then it is not approaching anything and therefore the limit does not exist."
Skyla: "How do I spell my name again?"
Oh jesus.
Blue & Skyla: "Synchronized hmmmmmm...."
BLUE!
YOU GOT A FULL SCHOLARSHIP?!
I'm so proud!
And no one can blame him for lacking in communications, I mean look who his parents are.
Skyla: "Um, what colour is the sky again?"
Blue: "It's the same as my name nitwit, hurry up."
Impressive, a lot better than I expected!
And now, what you've all been waiting for,
the new heir is...
>insert drumroll here<
SKYLA!
It was so close though right up until the last 24hrs and all the Skyla lovers came out. Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to vote because I would have never been able to pick between these two seriously.
Are you seriously sneaking to University?
Really? For real?
This is your heir people.
Have any advice for the kids?
Valentin: "Yeah don't come back. I'm going inside before my dick turns into a cocksicle."
Lovely.
And just like that, we're at University! I have to admit I'm disappointed there aren't a variety of choices of Universities to attend like in TS2.
Skyla: "Well I've been on campus ten seconds and I can see already I'm the finest girl here. Uni life what up!"
I've stuck Skyla and Blue into this random dormitory purely because it borders campus and I'll probably get lost until I'm used to the layout here :3 it's pretty average, but I made over their bedroom to make it a little more tolerable.
Not too shabby eh?
Skyla: "Nobody said anything about sharing a room, I'm not down with this."
Oh, I'm sure I can persuade you...
Skyla: "Oh hawt dang! I gots me some man candy on ma wall!"
You all heard her, I'm off the hook!
They've been on campus literally ten seconds and they've already got some admirers. Gosh why do they have to be so irresistible and darn good looking?
There be a lot of gays and bisexuals on this campus.
Blue: "So, I think you're hot, my sister thinks you're hot, and obviously you think we're both hot, so we were wondering if you'd be up to -"
NO BLUE.
NO.
Dormies: "Gerbits, gerbits, vooooo gerbits!"
Yay! Thank you Eaxis for not completely disappointing me and deciding to keep around my favourite Uni interaction! Too bad I have no idea how to use it because it doesn't show up at all on the list of social interactions? :C
I sent the kids can I still call them kids? to the University open house orientation thing, and Blue decided to introduce himself to his professor. At least they're not shriveled old people like in TS2.
Blue: "Omg you know who you look like? One of those naughty school teachers from the pornos I watch!" :D
Oh jesus.
Skyla baby, why are you deep throating a candy bar?
Skyla: "I bet a jock I could fit it all in my mouth!"
Boys be staring Skyls. Stahp.
Just go do something creative.
Skyla: "Heh heh heh, no one will ever know it was me."
Sure, babes.
I let my eye off him for one second and look what happens! These college gurls are already corrupting my baby!
Tiffany: "Chug Blue! Not choke, chug!"
Ahh first streaker of the legacy.
Let the Uni Life commence!
Lesson #1: Never forget to lock your dorm door.
Also, is that the streaker from the prev pic? :/
Skyla: "SOMEBODY GET THIS SLAG OUT OF MY ROOM OR SO HELP ME GOD!"
Blue: "ALL I WANT IS EIGHT HOURS SLEEP, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"
Fair to say Skyla and Blue aren't morning people.
Skyla: "Get your ugly ass out of this room right now. If I ever see you again, I'll make you wish you were never born."
o___O
Skyla: "This lime green bag clashes with my outfit."
And my fist will clash with your pixelated head if you don't get to class!
First day of classes, and Skyla is late as usual. Nothing's changed.
Blue's styling an apprehensive grin but really, if they let Skyla into University, he shant worry. He'll be top of the class in no time!
Oh and btw, Blue is studying Technology and Skyla is studying Fine Arts.
Is this for real?
Can the real Skyla Perkins please stand up?
Blue: "I don't like this."
It's just a brain scanner sweetie, what's the worst that can happen?
Your brain explodes into a mountain of goo? You'd still be smarter than Skyla y'know!
Blue: "Fuck this shit I'm out."
Babes you okay?
You look lost?
Skyla: "Professor told us to title and date our paper. How can you date a piece of paper? You' get paper cuts in sacred areas."
So rather than turn his own brain into complete mush, Blue has made the courageous to sacrifice some of his fellow dormies for the cause.
Blue: "You know you had time to shower before doing the scan right?"
Blue: "Success! My shirt isn't covered in tiny fragments of brain!"
Good luck getting that dormie stank out of your chair.
Skyla: "Wait, is this an mandarin or a golf ball? Who invented golf balls anyway? Was it someone named Dr Golph Bahl?"
Yeah maybe it wasn't a such idea to let Skyla play beer juice pong with the dormies.
CHEERS!
lol this won't end well.
Wut.
... So that's why you invited Skyla to play pong.
Ahh. Now I see.
Well played Tiffany, well played.
So I've come to a very sensible and logical conclusion Skyla is very drunk.
Skyla: "Ow."
Now conscious featuring a killer concussion.
I've gotta say, the Uni life seems to hit these dormies pretty hard. There's usually at least one stinky unconscious kid lying around the dorm. So far there have been no deaths, but I'm expecting one any minute now.
Okay so where do I begin with this picture.
By the atrocious lighting you were probably aware another full moon is upon us, and thus dormie zombies. BUT THEN THERE'S THE ALIEN HERE RIGHT. And I don't know where she came from cos there were no sounds, no noises, no abductions.
And then she came and said what up to the dormbie, and they started playing soccer.
No joke. They're intense match lasted like 5+ hours.
So what do we learn from this?
Aliens love soccer.
And dormbies.
The alien was enjoying the heated match of soccer so much that she missed the mothership home and had to ride a bike out of town before the sun came up.
Exhilarating game play, amirite?!
P.S - I miss Pollination Tech # 9 :C
Skyla goes to her sketching class in her future wedding dress.
Skyla, baby, your hangover is showing!
Can you just pick one?
Pick a Perkins, any Perkins.
Blue: "Whoa, I guess everyone's taking Technology this semester!"
No joke there are about 15 sims in Blue's technology class, whereas Skyla's Arts course has like 5 :/
Skyla's decided to cheapen up the place and start gratifying the dorm. She's getting better, but this dorm is looking more and more like the bad side of campus :3
That's my boy! <3
It's Uni and YOLO, so the kids are hosting a bonfire partay!
even though it's exam day tomorrow and they should really be studying
And, for a limited time only, featuring fireworks!
Skyla: "Look at the flashing green one!"
Maybe the alien's come back to play another match of soccer?
Professor: "Blue, don't -"
Blue: "No professor, it's my duty as the party's breast inspector that no breast goes uninspected!"
Dormie: "Is the motorboating really necessary?"
Gotta love the dormies though.
They're such a good influence on my babies.
Skyla: "Enough is enough! The professors don't run our lives! We do! We need to take charge! We will make them change our exam dates to next week, then to next month, then to tomorrow again and then cancel them all together, WHO'S WIFF MEH?!"
Remaining 4 guests: *give no fucks*
We dun gd.
Time for some last minute exam cramming!
Skyla: "This one I call 'My Mummy Dearest'."
Aw Skyls! That's so -
Oh.
Um... It's so...
Shrek-esque?
Blue: "Did we really have to come back here?"
Unfortunately yes.
Not being used to rich life yet, I only sent the kids away for one term at Uni, which I guess would be equivalent to a year? Whoops.
Let's just think of it as spring break.
At home.
With your parents.
Valentin: "Welcome back motherfuckers!"
It's nice to be home.
And a big house fire breaks out the instant Blue and Skyla arrive home.
What are the odds.
Valentin: "I'm getting too old for this shit."
Out of nowhere? Oh Devs how you make me laugh!
Are you actually serious.
It's the same guy as last time too, I checked.
What even.
Burglar: "What?! He never called me, what did you expect me to do?!"
Ahh. So you have no intention of stealing anything, just having an orgy on our living room floor? Cool bro.
Valentin: "Gosh that burglar alarm is annoying and somehow sexy." #conflicted
Go back to bed old man.
I'm not even going to start on how many ways that's fucked up.
Blue: "WHAT DID I SAY?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT MY EIGHT HOURS?! DOES NO ONE LISTEN?!"
Just chill Blue, seriously you'll pop a blood vessel.
It's all in the name of love.
Burglar: "Where's LaBrawn?! I demand an explanation why he never called me!"
Cute Innocent Cop: *looks cute and innocent*
Burglar: "God, you didn't have to be so rough!"
Cop: "SAY MY NAME BITCH!"
o___O
Elderhood hasn't been very nice to Amity so far has it?
Guess who? Anyone?
Its Blue's beautiful girlfriend Felicia who decided to graduate, grow up, and get even more gorgeous while Blue was away! She sah prettay, I thought she and Blue could have a cute couples stay-at-home night! ^__^
Then this happened out of nowhere within seconds of arriving.
HOW COULD YOU FELICIA?!
You knew darn well how broken Blue was before you started dating him!
Blue: "I've lost the only person who ever maybe loved me, what have I done?"
You didn't do anything other than be a beautiful little fucked up stud muffin *pets*
OH. NOW I SEE HOW IT IS.
AND NO HO, HE AIN'T FEEL SHIT.
*snaps fingers*
People, we're not poor no more.
You don't need to keep sending us hideous things!
Amity got a sixth trait!
I didn't even know this was possible.
Anyway Amity rolled Childish, which seems to fit perfectly :3
Lemme explain.
I've come to the conclusion that Val lead Felicia on. Val's wishes have suddenly erupted in "flirt with Felicia" requests and I've noticed they're good friends, god knows how that happened.Anyway, I have decided Felicia is too pretty to discard at the moment, therefore she can stick around for a while and keep Bluey happy.
You been given an inch girl, don't you dare be takin a mile!
Well that was quick.
Blue: "How could you like my dad? He's not even half the man I am, if you get my drift."
Felicia: "Is that so? Prove it."
That awkward moment when an audience of your closest relatives gather in your bathroom while you're being deflowered.
Amity: "You're doing it wrong, she should be up against the taps for maximum thrust."
Felicia: "We broke the shower so we musta done something right, awwww yeah."
Blue: "Post sex selfie time!"
Ams and Val, you have officially been replaced as favourite legacy couple.
I'm a Bluicia shipper now <33333
Amity: "I'm getting sick of you walking around like your some big genius, college boy! I have a brain too y'know!"
Sure about that?
Uni Life Take 2,
and action!
Skyla: "I thought we were going to Lil Wayne's, I only packed g-strings!"
What?!
Ohh. Um.
The dormies are definitely colourful this term :|
Skyla: "HEY FRESHMAN, DROP DOWN AND GIMME TWENTY!"
Skyla, just because she's leafy like a cabbage doesn't mean she doesn't have feelings.
#FirstPlantSim
Can we all just take a second and appreciate the prettiness of uni in the fall? <3
Thanks dormies, really.
This is the exact reason I never have fireplaces on my lots.
BLUE YOU CRAZY?! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE FIRE!
Blue: "But my marshmallow fell in." :C
Carlton w/glasses: "YOU'RE NOT SPRAYING FAST ENUFF!"
Blue: "I'M SPRAYING AS FAST AS I CAN DAMMIT!"
Do my babies give off a gay vibe or?
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE DORMIES.
ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS.
And Blue and Skyla are at class so it's all on you guys.
Carlton w/glasses: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SPRAY! SPRAY LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! THE WHITE BOY AIN'T HERE TO SAVE US!"
Dormie Death Count: 0
I don't know how these idiots got the fire out, but they did.
Blue: "I can't blame you for asking me to model for you Skyls, you're so gonna get a good grade with a sketch of someone so irresistibly handsome."
I think he may be onto something with that Skyla. Daaaaamn.
Skyla: "Give me 'ermagerd, spaceship!'"
He's good.
Skyla: "All done, what do you think?" :)
Blue: "Tha fuck is that? That can't be me, that guy's ass is enormous!"
Blue: "I'm totally psychic! Right now you're thinking about taking your top off and meeting me upstairs."
Her name is Felicia, remember her?
What can I say? It was a rather uneventful term.
YAY WE MUST BE DOING SUMMING RITE!
Blue: "LOOK HOW GOODS I DID!" :D
Skyla: "Oh shit this isn't a bill for all my graffiti damage is it?!"
It's true, Skyla has really classed up the joint with all her street art. There's more around the sides too. It's fair to say she's become a bit obsessed, but believe it or not, street art counts towards her Arts grade, which explains why she's sitting on A's :3
Subtle guys.
Reeeeeeeal subtle.
OHMYGOD, WHAT.
SKYLA! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
I was checking on Blue and the screen panned over D:
OH DEAR GOD NO.
Grim: "Y'all take note: THIS is what happens when you badmouth death, and I don't want to make another trip out here, so none of you smart asses try it!"
Oh shit.
So Skyla rolled the want to protest using the megaphone, so I let her and just chose a random topic without thinking about it. I thought maybe the megaphone electrocuted her or something, and I had no idea ranting about death would make your sims die D:
Blue: "Well, lookie what we have here! Looks like I'll be the heir after all!"
BLUE YOUR SISTER IS DYING, SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION WOULD YOU?!
Blue: "I mean uh, oh no, poor Skyla, I'm like, so sad."
Yahuh, sure you are.
Blue: "Oh c'mon grim, I was really hoping Mum or Dad would be the first to cark it! Just look at her, look at her pathetic moronic face! Don't be so heartless, let her live?"
Grim: "Um lemme see, um, NO. Also tell your mum to stop sending me used panties. I'm out."
RIP Skyla Perkins.
I'm so bummed it had to go this way, but I've learnt a lesson: ALWAYS do research about the new deaths with each expansion before actually playing it -__-
You will be missed, you beautiful blonde dumbass <3
Blue: "MY SISTER IS DEAD." /cries.
Paparazzi: "This will make a great spread in the Sim Death Weekly!"
If there was a way to disable paparazzi so help me god -__-
Blue: "Oh thou pain in my chest, it's -"
Dormie: "Oh god you're not gonna drop dead as well are you?!"
Nice one, honestly.
And now it's time to return home for another painful term break. Perfect timing.
Criss: "Seeya sexy, call me if you need to talk about your sister dying and shit!" :D
-___-
Amity: "Did you really kill my daughter, or was that some sick joke in the Sim Death Weekly?"
I'm sorry okay!
Don't make me feel any worse :C
Valentin: "I was so strict with her walkby stranger, I really was. I never even got a chance to tell her I didn't mean it, and that I loved her!"
Is it too late to quit without saving? :/
Well at least there is one person in the house that isn't suicidal...
Blue: "I'm back to rule this house bitchez. Task and babies come at me!"
And, that's where we'll leave it.
I'm sorry I accidentally killed our heir, but Blue only just lost, so I'm sure not all of you will be sad he's taking over. The annoying thing is, Blue will have to return to college for another 2 terms to get his diploma, so next chapter we'll have some more Uni life and the announcement of the new generation task - HOW EXCITING! See you then! x