Damn you pole, damn you!!!!

[niko_tuesday]

I was just nearly assassinated in my bathroom just now. There I was, standing in a towel, peacefully minding my business, when all of a sudden the pole we use to open our skylight leapt at me from behind. Now being an inanimate object, having to obey the laws of gravity and all that, and not being able to change its trajectory mid leap, it crashed

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[whirlingwriter]

Nicole. I <3 U. That story made me smile (not because I want you dead or anything...) and I thought I should let you know.

[niko_tuesday]

It's true, exactly how it happened.

There was a purple heart award ceremony and everything