Is this burning an eternal flame?

[nikronster]

"why is that girls can say "I'm going to lunch with my girlfriend" and no one thinks anything of it but when I say "I'm going shopping with my boyfriend for fannypacks" everyone thinks I'm a gay...that's right- A gay

Comments

[minervaman]

testicles.... that is all.....

[theraingetsin]

i think your post has inspired me to change professions . i now want to be a professional crab mist-er for the stars . imagine all the famous people i could hob-nob with and go look in their houses whilst i misted their crabs ? i wonder what kind of celebrities have crabs ... maybe it's only the weird ones , like little richard and jared the subway guy . that would suck and i would hate my job then . maybe , to counteract that , i should start sending crabs to famous people i want to work for ... like michael jackson and the superman guy from lois and clark . but then i would be possibly arrested or the mass murderer of many a crab for sending them in the mail long distances . oh well . i think i should give up my dream of professional crab misting and just stick to theatre . but think of all the good times i could have had ... sigh .
hope you liked your comment ! love you chicken , merry christmas !

[workshedprods]

I love that he said he'd be over to fix your pipes later that night. It sounds like dialogue from a porn movie right before the bass kicks in.