Comments | nikulas: I found this randomly on the internet...not sure what it means yet though...

nikulas

I found this randomly on the internet...not sure what it means yet though...

Jul 22, 2004 17:33

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."

Jacob?
Erik?

I got nothing.

Comments 11

neuralresponce July 22 2004, 16:17:28 UTC

Oh my fucking God... Jacob and I were seriously just laughing like mad crazy. Then we exploded.

Well it's obviously a love poem about a man, a creature and a.... violent raking.

The Answer! trixie_fa_sho July 22 2004, 16:18:42 UTC

After every word, say "oogala". Then it'll make sense.

Re: The Answer! kazuo_is_death July 22 2004, 16:46:43 UTC

Do you know Nick?

Re: The Answer! trixie_fa_sho July 22 2004, 16:50:22 UTC

Hell yeah, dont question my authoritah!

neuralresponce July 22 2004, 16:25:10 UTC

If you picture Christopher Walken saying it makes sense.

weawoke July 22 2004, 20:16:50 UTC

Yes. I can see Christopher Walken saying that.

neuralresponce July 22 2004, 20:56:50 UTC

*laughs* Yeah.

kazuo_is_death July 23 2004, 14:29:29 UTC

I got bummed out when he died in Batman 2. Catwoman sucked. He should have beaten her face in with a cane.

Ha ha... nikulas July 22 2004, 21:07:52 UTC

For a minute I thought you meant Christopher Kristoffenson the old "tech-Dude" in Blade.

Re: Ha ha... kazuo_is_death July 23 2004, 14:27:51 UTC

[laughs] No. Kris Kristofferson should have been the chemist in Baz Luhrman's Romeo + Juliet that gives Romeo the poison. "I am naught but a poor chemist. What dost thou wish of poison, Lord?" And then he can say something random and hillbilly. "I am naught but a poor chemist. What dost thou wish of poison, you fucking nipplehead."

nikulas July 24 2004, 05:54:55 UTC

"That was naughty"
-Sean Connery