Research: the Art and Science of sexing up Nonsense

[nil_nil_nil]

I'm stuck here writing my yearly report, whose main point is "this year we didn't do shit cause the data analysis system went down the can and nobody could be arsed to invest time and money to fix it up". As of now, this simple statement has proliferated fungus-style over two full pages in Times New Roman font, single spacing, size 12. Almighty

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[lucylle]

Feeling poetic today, eh?
Trying to trap hot air on a page does it, usually ;-)

[nil_nil_nil]

Yep. Right now I'm discovering a whole world full of things that are so overwhelmingly more interesting than that. Like decoding barcodes on snack packages, or trying to set off nuclear fusion in people's brains by merely staring at them...

[lucylle]

>trying to set off nuclear fusion in people's brains by merely staring at them...

Really? I usually focus on developing tumor cells by "dirty look"... statistically more possible. ;-)

[nil_nil_nil]

I see your point here, but for me, oncogenesis is too closely job-related to feel fresh. Instant skull nebulization and miniature Mach stems are more appealing to the artist in me.