DNF: Jet Li: Kiss of the Dragon
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will iron your face.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will catch your grenade and throw it back at you, leaving you to be pushed into the laundry chute by the "Big Boss" and have your torso blown apart so your lower body falls to the floor.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will kick a pool ball out of the pocket and then into your skull.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will kick the big black man's ass.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will beat up 30 black belt French policemen.
DO not fuck with Jet Li. He will catch you in your drop kick attempt and drop you on your head, breaking your neck.
Do not fuck with Jet Le. He will take your bullet in the shoulder while dipping, tucking, pulling a pin out of his sleeve with his teeth and inserting into your neck, giving you the "Kiss of the Dragon", where all of your blood is diverted into your head and out of your cranial orafices.
DO NOT FUCK WITH JET LI.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will catch your grenade and throw it back at you, leaving you to be pushed into the laundry chute by the "Big Boss" and have your torso blown apart so your lower body falls to the floor.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will kick a pool ball out of the pocket and then into your skull.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will kick the big black man's ass.
Do not fuck with Jet Li. He will beat up 30 black belt French policemen.
DO not fuck with Jet Li. He will catch you in your drop kick attempt and drop you on your head, breaking your neck.
Do not fuck with Jet Le. He will take your bullet in the shoulder while dipping, tucking, pulling a pin out of his sleeve with his teeth and inserting into your neck, giving you the "Kiss of the Dragon", where all of your blood is diverted into your head and out of your cranial orafices.
DO NOT FUCK WITH JET LI.