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[nilsigma]

Petrol has staggered to less than 1gbp a litre, and you should see the length of the queues. Why do people think that blowing their horn will make them go quicker? Or is there some secret frequency of car horn blowing that actually causes the car in front to crumble into a pile of worthless dust? (Obviously if the car in front is a Ford or a Fiat

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[kloroform]

A car horn with a sub-tone tuned precisely to 87.9 Mhz will directly affect the brains of the driver of the car in front by erasing his Broca's area and thus reducing him into a speech-impaired Cro-Magnon. I'm not sure what there's to gain with this procedure, but car owners are an alien lifeform to me anyways, so...

Hurrah for positivity!
Hurrah for optimism!
Hurrah for hurrah's sake!

*Bartender, give me another bourbon!*

[nilsigma]

'And the files also contain a letter from a woman claiming to be from the Sirius system who said her spacecraft - also containing two "Spectrans" with "Mr Spock ears" - crashed in Britain during World War II.'

Hurrah for mad UFO files coming to a conspiracy theory site near you soon.