This one's for you, Xiao

May 16, 2006 21:34

[Modified] From www.urbandictionary.com



AP
1. Advanced Placement. College level courses in high school and/or college level tests that measures knowledge in a subject
2. Associated Press (Journalism)
3. Anti-Personnel
4. Armor Piercing
5. Asian Pride..

1. I scored a perfect 5 on my AP test!
2. Urban Times (AP) - Kids pass Ebonics test with flying colors.
3. Ruins an infantryman's day
4. Ditto
5. No comment

AP
Abbreviation for "Advanced Placement," referring to a college-level course in the USA with a standardized test at the end to evaluate how much was learned and offer college credit. Many students in these courses are overachievers who take them to attend competitive colleges, while a few want college credit and no more.

Bobby will faint after taking 8 AP courses his junior year as he tries to get into every Ivy League school.

AP

ASS POUNDING. yep ass pounding

Damn that guy took a massive AP from Heman the warrior

AP

Asian pride.

"Dude, that rice rocket is so AP."
"That cup of noodles is AP too."
"So is Boba."

AP Student
A generally nerdy person, except for the few in the class that are kickass individuals. They spend most of their time copying outlines from the book website or e-mailing their friends to say "FUCK I HATE THISS" or generally to pass on some good ids. They do not read the chapter until the night before the test. For the final ap test, they like to alternate between freak out mode, for which they are famous for among their non-ap friends, and the standard "I don't even care," which makes them feel better about their 2 hours spent studying. Their palms sweat before their test and afterwards they share a jumping highfive and then get drunk for the first time of their life from pure excitement. This is what goes down for an ap student.

"I am an AP student"

"Wow! You only get drunk to celebrate the end of AP testing"
"Affirmative"

Or

"Mom! She started it!"
"No, Germany started it when they invaded Poland."
*collective BURRRRN*

AP Student
A student that barely appears in most of their classses, turn in all the homework late, get a cool shirt in the middle of the year, and somehow manage to pass all their classes with nothing lower than a B+.

Xiao: Oh man-- I really have to start on that summer reading project.
Allie: Wasn't it due like, yesterday?
Xiao: Yeah.
Allie: You're such an AP Student. By the way, what did you get on your AP tests.
Xiao: Straight 5's
Allie: I hate you.

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