voicemail

Dec 21, 2015 10:30

"This is Bod. Sorry to have missed you. Leave a message and I'll either call you back or just come find you. It's a small dorm, it won't be that hard. Bye now."

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Crazy Phone Day! itsjustlanguage January 10 2010, 01:31:01 UTC
[From here]

"I don't think I'm going to love your nuts. Furthermore, you should get someone else to slap your troubles away."

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! nimeni January 10 2010, 01:34:56 UTC
[Sent here!]

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ihavenocodename January 10 2010, 01:47:39 UTC
From here

Look, I don't know what Emma told you, but I don't like girls.

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nimeni January 10 2010, 01:59:12 UTC
[Sent here!]

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vanillajello April 27 2010, 14:32:16 UTC
"Kansas is as boring as ever, sooo... Here, have a boring voicemail too."

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nimeni April 27 2010, 14:52:29 UTC
Boring voicemail or not, it did make him smile and he felt no real need to get out of bed to answer. Instead, he just rolled onto his stomach and propped his phone up so he could return the sentiment.

"You do sound bored," he said sleepily into the phone but definitely awake and alert enough to be precise with his language. "If there was anything I could do to help, I would. I'm still in bed myself. It's warm and comfortable. I don't know if I'll leave."

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vanillajello April 27 2010, 15:07:34 UTC
"Oh fuck you." Harsh words, yet somehow she failed to sound properly annoyed. "Now I'm consumed with envy."

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nimeni April 27 2010, 15:12:54 UTC
The harsh words made him laugh into the phone and he, at least, did try and make himself seem a little more awake.

"Why are you consumed with envy?" he wondered lightly. "You don't have a bed there that you can sleep in? I'd offer you a spot in mine but you're not here right now."

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vanillajello May 19 2010, 15:32:09 UTC
"Heeey, so Sir Flail-a-lot is still out of town, and I've pretty much done everything I wanted to do while I have the crib all to myself, so... Grab some stuff and come stay over. Oh, and if you can, bring some food. Okay, byyye."

Someone sounded like they were having a fairly good Wednesday afternoon.

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nimeni May 19 2010, 15:43:55 UTC
Well, that was a nice voicemail to get when he'd been alternating between reading and staring at his ceiling for most of the day. Productive in very lazy ways, that was.

"I'll do just that," he said when he returned her message. "Consider my things in the process of being grabbed and food being next on the agenda."

Pause.

"I'll assume junk food because I know you," he said affectionately. "You're lucky I just went shopping for myself the other day. Anyway, I'll see you soon."

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child_of_rer January 7 2011, 16:52:16 UTC
"I'm sorry, what is an elephant? Are you trying to insult me?"

[from here]

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nimeni January 7 2011, 17:52:56 UTC
[And that went here!]

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