Top 7 things I'm waiting for a 1st grader to do to signal the end of the world.

[nimrod_tex]

From living in times like these where nothing is sacred, it only takes a wee bit more to really show that the world as we know it is over. Now, I've taken 2 things that should never be together and basically forced them to fuck (little children and deviant sex). Which leaves us with

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[ibleedgrenadine]

ok about the jerk off a horse thing...when i was like 8 i was holding my friends dog (it was a little dog) and apparently it had a woodie. i did not know this because i wasnt looking at puppy cock- i was petting the pooch's ears...but while i thought i was petting the dog's little leg i was really stroking doggie wang. when i noticed this horrible discrepancy i almost threw up and dropped the dog on the floor. i felt so dirty, and to this day i think that that may be the one offense (although unintentional- i swear) that sends me over the line and catapults me straight into the murky depths of hell.

love ya!

[nimrod_tex]

When you were 8 you were a little mini hooker that did this sort of shit at parties to amuse people. GUESS WHAT!! yer a whore and you know you liked have dog cock in your hand. Stop begging for attention by bringing your horrible problem out in the open

[coagulateddoll]

FUCK YOU

[nimrod_tex]

Nice comeback corpse fucker. Morticia here sends me my own post in response to my random verbal abuse like I'm wrong or something.