Chicks love me and I come with proof.

[nimrod_tex]

After 19 years of being a regect/loser the time has come! I'm am being fought over. Gracias, oh lord. An anonymous "fan" of mine wants me to do them. I know what your thinkin "Hey. Nimrod! Did it ever occur to you that maybe its a guy or like...something."  Some one wants my cock. Back off Mr. Jealous McJealoustein.

Comments

[ibleedgrenadine]

no. chicks love me .

jk

?

oh and that was an awesome message you left on my cellphone at 7:11 am. why were you even awake?

[nimrod_tex]

Sam get off my virtual cock.

[ibleedgrenadine]

oh my god im so bored i wanna start some shit with that bitch agian just so i have something to do. but i think i'd rather clean the kitchen.

and since you want me "off your cock" (virtual and i assume otherwise) you get no oral pleasures.

good day.