Same As It Ever Was; Glee

[nimuu]

For pyrodynamo, whom I love lots and lots. I hope this makes up for some of my suckiness, bb, considering the amount of brain cells I lost writing it. <33

Title: Same As It Ever Was
Pairing: Puck/Kurt, Puck/the ladies, pre-Mercedes/Quinn, Santana/Britanny, Finn/Rachel, Mike/Tina.
Summary: Puck goes to Kurt for help with his lady problems, for some reason.

Comments

[we_told_you_so]

This is made of pure awesome! I love the slow build of their relationship and how it just... happens at the end. I especially loved the lines:

'Kurt blinks at him, taking a tentative sip of the Big Quench Puck just got him. "I guess," he answers, shrugging. "I have like, nothing to compare you to so, sure, I guess."

Puck takes him outside to have victory sex in his car.'

It made me laugh out loud and 'aw'.

I'm favouriting and bookmarking.

[nimuu]

I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for reading and bookmarking it. <333

[fallofacentury]

this is love times infinity.

[nimuu]

Thank you! So is your icon. <3

[klaudix_kiddo]

hahaha so funny.
Loved it =)
Yes Puck , you are awesome!

[nimuu]

I'm glad it was funny, thank youu. <3

[lezi]

Oh my God, your handle (ha) on Puck is AMAZING. ♥ I LOVED THIS! I could totally see it happening on the show, it was so in-character.

So...

I love how I could totally see Puck saying "what the jesusing fuck", and the imagery of Puck as Captain Hook was priceless! As was Puck's little ridiculously huge narcissistic rant (“This guy?” Then he points to himself. “This guy does whatever the fuck this guy wants. He plays by his own rules. He doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.”), as well as Kurt's reaction ("Kurt just stares, dumbfounded. “You need help,” he advises, after a thick swallow, “You need some serious medical help.”). Just... win. ♥

Needless to say, there were so many things I could quote back from this story, but I think “Fuck you, I'm awesome" is, like, a this-belongs-on-an-icon level of brilliance.

When you brought in the totally unexpected Quinn/Mercedes subplot (that I had been subconsciously hoping for--WTF, can you read my thoughts?), I almost had kittens. Especially when Kurt went and protected his girls. (“She's

[nimuu]

Puck is the so much fun, he's just the most charming asshole. Even the canon shit he does is ridiculous.

I love Mercedes/Quinn, so I had to sneak them in somewhere. I love torturing Kurt too, but he did get an awesome boyfriend in the end, and some car sex. <33

Thank you so much! I'm glad you liked this.

[jacklemmon]

This is so WIN. <3 <3 <3

[nimuu]

THANK YOU. <333