Boy, didn't see that one coming did we....

I'm amazed that they actually generated $250 million in sales.  Are there really that many un-endowed AND stupid men out there?

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History of  Vibrators

There might be a pop quiz later.  :-)

Over the weekend I bought one of those Scent Stories machine for my office.  After being informed that I cannot have any burning objects in my office, the scented candles had to go.  I liked the concept...a small fan blows various scents out that will be soothing to the soul.  So anyway, it came with a "Walk in the Woods" story.  I'm not sure who ( Read more... )

The scales have fallen from my eyes,  I can finally see again!  We drove up to Charlotte around noon Thursday for my LASIK touch up.  BTW, I have heard many great things about Charlotte over the years.  Seeing it in person though was awesome.  What a gorgeous city!  We had a nice hotel downtown near the Wachovia Center (it was nice to see that all ( Read more... )

1. I traded in the trusty old Maxima for a new Pathfinder yesterday.  She had rolled over 100,000 miles and all the repairs to  replace worn out parts were starting to add up.  Plus, we really needed something that would make working around the house easier.  It is a bit hard to put bales of pine straw, bags of mulch, lumber, etc., in the back of ( Read more... )

I thought it a bit rude that she asks the public to come up with some snappy closing lines, and then says that her and her staff will have fun laughing over them.  So you want us to come up with stuff that will amuse the lot of you ( Read more... )

While in the breakroom this morning making coffee, I noticed that our snack machine has bags of pork rinds!  Not even the BBQ type either.  These are straight up salted crispy pork rinds.  I guess it must be for the women here that do Atkins because I can't  imagine one of the company's senior vice presidents sitting at his desk munching on pork ( Read more... )

Having an expensive Dayrunner that you only bought 4 months ago and finding out that the refills for the things you use most have been discontinued.

The new and improved replacements do not even come close to what I need.  Why?  Why?

Staples and Office Depot both can kiss my ass right now.  Followed by Dayrunner.com.

1. We finally closed on the house in Florida on Monday.  It feels weird to realize that I can't call that place my home anymore.  I really was attached to it.  Whatever is left now that the realtors have taken their share is being wired to my attorney up here.  After we close on this new home this Friday, we get a check for whatever is left.  I ( Read more... )