DIE NOW BEAST

[ninafarina]

My ancient old Beast refused to let me into the interbunny when I hooked it up, so today the baby and I took a jaunt to Puter Renfest and I picked up a SLICK laptop with bigass monitor. So I can sit here typing on my bed while waiting for the sunless tanning lotion to not work on my radioactively white legs

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[ludickid]

STRANGLING YOU you say? Yeah, I had the same dream. Only it wasn't an imaginary internet friend, it was a schizophrenic wino. Also, it wasn't a dream.

Happy new computer, chalklegs!

[xanthussaves]

I can direct planes with these suckers.

Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility.