I don't want to be Elfstar anymore! I want to be Debbie!

[nine76dave]

Okay, so Resident Evil: Apolcalypse isn't nearly as good as the first one, but when that guy yelled "GTA Mutha Fucka! Ten points!" as he ran over a zombie, then proceeded to crash his car cause he was looking at topless zombie strippers, I lost it. I mean it. I didn't even catch what happened for the next minute or so of the movie because I

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[asksped]

Li'll Debbie, or should I say "Li'll Elfstar,"

Someone's gotta punt your cunt over the cross-shaped field goal of christianity. Repent, you whore!

[emufan3000]

Debbie obviously has issues with being stuck in the eighties. Those robes are a bit more fashionable than the tapered leg jeans she's wearing.