i wish this was real:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

okay, so i found out today that they're not all sex offenders. some are arsonists.

so i got a job.

i'm activities coordinator for a company that provides in home care and supervision for developmentally disabled sex offenders.

i wish i was kidding.

holy wow! high speed ( Read more... )

this has been the absolute best weekend ever ( Read more... )

god damn why do i have such fucked up dreams lately. the past three nights in a row i have woken up in the middle of the night either crying, laughing, or mumbling. thank god no screaming yet. feck, i probably will tonight ( Read more... )

so i just did ( this )

and suddenly i wish i had an icon like sarah's broken heart.

damn you, mitch.

for anyone who cares: i'm in bloomington for a few days. will be at murder by death show at buskirk chumley thursday night. other than that, if you wanna hang, call me: five oh two five three three one nine nine two.

is this a beer i see before me,
the bottle toward my hand?
come, let me drink thee.

i have thee not, and yet i taste thee still...
art thou not, tasty vision, sensible,
to tastebuds as to sight?

there's something to be said for drinking yourself into oblivion. thank you god for this beverage.