y'all are retreds for using firefox. opera is the shiznit, man. i downloaded the firefox after hearing you guys hype it, and it's like a cheap plaztic toy you get from a cereal box compared to the glory of the big O.

check out this email i got:

You were referred to me as a person of theatrical interest. Albuquerque production company putting together an erotic short story.

As you probably know there are very few, if any, erotic movies with an interesting plot.  Scene's traverse quickly between greeting, sensual (or rather graphically sexual) interaction, and ( Read more... )

wow! i'm posting twice in one night.

my cousin invented a word. two words, actually. he refers to his son (who is technically my second cousin) as my "cous-nephew" and i am his "cous-uncle." here is a picture of my brother holding the little rascal:

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hunger hurts and i want her so bad, oh it kills, cause i know i'm not a mess she wants to clean up ( Read more... )

hey. for anybody that's got a myspace thing, here's me:
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/10912491
l8r y'all

ps i haven't slept for about 26 hours. it's like being on drugs.

everyone, please indulge me for a half a minute. go here:

http://www.aclu.org/refusetosurrender/

just thought i would bring it to everyone's attention. if you don't agree, sorry, i thought you would.

so i'm sitting here updating on my parents' new computer, with what is now my laptop sitting next to me. it's pretty sweet. i feel like some sort of jacked-in hacker anarchist or something. one computer online and emailing, messaging, downloading, the other playing a constant stream of porn in my peripheral vision! kidding. i'm just using it ( Read more... )

So two trains leave from different stations at exactly the same time but both are travelling at different velocities. Train A is carrying Canadian dissidents across the border to an Idaho death camp, whereas train B is loaded full with cuban cigars, mail order brides, and secondhand Kalashnikovs. Now if train A is somehow "liberated" by the Red ( Read more... )

what a friggin rad weekend.

brian:  sorry i couldn't make it to dinner with yer family.  also, sorry i drank the rest of your birthday present.  if it's any consolation, it was already flat.

oh yeah, i got bored and did the myspace thing.  click here for my thingy.

okay, so i was searching for something like this, a la Le Pacte des Loups, when i followed another random link and found this, which i'm sure you all, or at least most of you, recognize.

i'm so in love.

of course, price considerations would totally make my choice for me if i were to ever acquire one of these in the near future, but rest assured, ( Read more... )