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If I were a month, I'd be ... January.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be ... thursday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be ... late night.
If I were a planet, I'd be ... Uranus.
If I were a direction, I'd be ... east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be ... very uncomfortable bed.
If I were a liquid, I'd be ... Michel.
If I were a gemstone, I'd be ... opal.
If I were a tree, I'd be ... something very thorny.
If I were a flower, I'd be ... narcissus.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be ... storm.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd ... be totally unplayable.
If I were a color, I'd be ... deep, dark blue.
If I were an emotion, I'd ... drive you to suicide in few seconds.
If I were a fruit, I'd be ... grapefruit.
If I were a sound, I'd be ... rather low one.
If I were an element, I'd be ... fire.
If I were a food, I'd be ... something poisonous.
If I were a place, I'd be ... the top of the world.
If I were a material, I'd be ... leather.
If I were a taste, I'd taste ... like cinnamon.
If I were a scent, I'd be the ... flowers with a bit of spice.
If I were an animal, I'd be ... a mythological one, like griffin or dragon.
If I were a body part, I'd be ... nails.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be ... one-sided smile
If I were a song, I'd be ... "aikawarazu[...]"
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ... very uncomfortable for first few weeks, but I'll last forever.