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[ninefingered]

My friends, this is certainly long due --and I must apologize for the wait-- but here it finally is, the long-awaited mushroom stew.

The only excuse I can give for the delay is that many things had come to mind recently, and I had to write them down before they escape me forever. My memory is not something I am proud of, I'm afraid though perhaps

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[oopsitslipped]

Mushrooms are gross. Who would want to make stew out of them?

[ninefingered]

What blasphemy! Mushrooms are the joy of my life!

[oopsitslipped]

Are you serious? You need to find something new. Fungus is not the way.

[ninefingered]

But I quite like fungus. I do not mind.

[misterblackbird]

I hope you're familiar enough with mushrooms to make an edible stew.

[ninefingered]

Well-- I did buy them from the market.

[misterblackbird]

They're probably safe in that case. I only know some to be found in the woods beyond the City are poisonous.

[ninefingered]

So I've been warned. Although it is such a waste that the poisonous ones can't be eaten, I think.

[tofuinthesky]

You! I can't believe it!

[ninefingered]

What? --yes?

[tofuinthesky]

Don't you have any shame?

No, of course not. You've been giving Caspian "magic" mushrooms. Don't you know that Caspian is the type to try anything once? You don't take advantage of him like that!

[ooc: Frodo, why you turning to the streets? Is life in Middle Earth that bad? LOL]

[ninefingered]

Magic--? I did not know it would affect him badly. Did he fall ill?

[ooc; HAHAHAH OMG I LOVE THIS]

[sleepyseer]

Mushroom stew?

[ninefingered]

Yes! The most delicious thing ever. Although, well, since you are a Man, I could not give you any, it is poisonous to you.

[ooc; Shrooms mushrooms 'shrooms~]

[sleepyseer]

Do I look like a man to you?

And don't be silly; I love mushrooms.

[ooc: Poor Frodo!]

[ninefingered]

Oh! I meant human.

And my lady, you should stop! They are very bad for you, I hear, and they make you hallucinate.

[ooc; HEHEHEH]

audio;

[treadingdawn]

Frodo! I have to warn you--

Oh. Well. I think I am too late.

[ninefingered]

Caspian!

Oh, I am very very sorry indeed. Are you well now? You should have told me you were ill. If I can do anything in return.

[treadingdawn]

But I wasn't ill. It's all a misunderstanding.

[ninefingered]

It is quite alright --you are too kind to be hiding it from me-- I would like to compensate you, but I do not know how.