Phone; First Scolding

[nineheadaches]

[Muggle technology has somewhat eluded Molly over the years, despite her husband being the head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts department at the Ministry of Magic. Nevertheless, she gets the gist of what the purpose of the phone is, possibly why the majority of Mayfield is hearing a screaming woman over theirs. People from her world will most

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[bambooalliance]

Ah...Please, Miss, calm yourself! It is a terrible situation, but yelling will not accomplish anything!

[nineheadaches]

DON'T TELL ME WHEN TO YELL!

[bambooalliance]

I am not! I was merely saying it will not help the situation! Ah--So if you wish to yell, then you may! [Sob his poor ears.]

[nineheadaches]

Well. [a sniff]

Now that you've realized your mistake I suppose there's no harm in being civil.

And I will have you know that yelling can indeed accomplish many things, or have you never been a parent?

[shoeofbaileys]

STOP YELLING AT OLD GREGG!!

[nineheadaches]

YOU TELL THIS OLD GREGG THAT I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL UNTIL I RECEIVE SOME ANSWERS!!

[shoeofbaileys]

YOU ALREADY TELLING OLD GREGG! I AIN'T GOTTA TELL OLD GREGG!

I'M OLD GREGG!!!!

[nineheadaches]

THEN USE THE PROPER PRONOUN WHEN YOU SPEAK SO PEOPLE KNOW WHO THEY'RE CONVERSING WITH!

[frogsicles]

ARE WE YELLING?! I WANNA YELL TOO!

[nineheadaches]

WE ARE NOT YELLING FOR THE SAKE OF YELLING YOUNG LADY!

[frogsicles]

BUT YELLING IS FUN!

[nineheadaches]

IT IS NOT PROPER-!

[achem]

-it is not proper for little girls to yell unless there is reason enough to yell.

[tiktoktibenoch]

M-my ears, good lord.

[nineheadaches]

HELLO?

[tapping on the speaker -- infernal muggle contraptions!]

HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?

[buildstherobots]

No one wants to hear your shrieking! What kind of harpy are you?!

[nineheadaches]

YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS!

[buildstherobots]

My manners?! You're the banshee deafening the rest of the town!

[nineheadaches]

You will stop with the namecalling this instant.

And I am not deafening!! I am making sure those who took me know exactly what sort of person they're dealing with.