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[nineheadaches]

A. Action [ 338 Brady ]

[ SPRING CLEANING STARTS NOW.

AND YOU ARE PARTICIPATING.

Any soul unfortunate enough to either be living at 338 Brady or passing by will find themselves passively aggressively dragged into a multitude of household chores- a clean house is a happy house! (Also Molly has been getting absolutely stir crazy without any gnomes to

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[phone]

[imwotchingyou]

Oh, that sounds lovely Molly. What can I do to help? D'you need me to bring anything?

Re: [phone]

[nineheadaches]

Oh, only your appetite, Tonks, darling.

...though something to go with a crumb cake would do nicely as well.

[imwotchingyou]

Are you sure? It wouldn't be any trouble.

I'll see what I can find.

[nineheadaches]

Lovely! And when would you like to be joining us?

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[nimblehurricane]

[Hnnngh Legault much prefers to settle down into his environment rather than kick everything up cleaning and rearranging; he has a rather Spartan outlook on how much stuff a person owns, so he tends to be neat by nature and figures that should totally be enough. :|

Of course, as the man of the house, it's his job to do pretty much anything involving a ladder, so he'll more or less be carting it around behind Molly, following orders. He's learned by now that he does not have the patience to win domestically-oriented arguments.]

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[nineheadaches]

[ and Molly is going to be charging through the home like a ginger hurricane of domestic guerilla dusting.

She points at a particularly high ceiling light that no one ever even notices ]

Legault, dear, think you could reach that particular spot? It's starting to get cobwebs, and we can't be having that the first day of our spring cleaning, now can we?

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[nimblehurricane]

...First day?

[When he gets up to it, he just swiped the cobwebs down with his hand, but even then he has to look for a moment before he can find them. That the woman could see them from the floor meant that she must have some kind of eagle-vision or something.]

You know, the spiders need somewhere to live, too.

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[nineheadaches]

Naturally! It's not a very thorough cleaning if it only takes a day, now is it?

[ she watches carefully ]

Oh, I agree.

The spiders can live outside.

c.

[desolavi]

[ rounds the corner holding a single apple -- and walks smack into the corner of her cart with a small 'oof' ]

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[nineheadaches]

[ Molly drops the cabbage she had been holding ]

-oh, Merlin's y-fronts, are you alright?

A BECAUSE I WANTED TO OKAY

[chosenreplica]

[WAIT. SHE'S BEING DRAGGED. WHY IS SHE BEING DRAGGED?!]

O-oh! What can I do?

[ At least she's trying to be helpful.]

LMFAO BEAUTIFUL :'D

[nineheadaches]

[ and Molly is positioning her in front of her begonias ]

Tell me, which one looks more lively and spring-like? The pink or the white?

A

[ra_ra_razputin]

[WHO IS THIS LADY.

WHY IS SHE GIVING RAZ A BROOM.]

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[nineheadaches]

[ TO SWEEP WITH ]

So wonderful of you to help! I was beginning to think there were no manners in this dratted town!

Re: A

[ra_ra_razputin]

But I didn't- it's not even that dirty in here!

[Says the smelly circus kid who lived in a caravan his entire life.]

Re: A

[nineheadaches]

Oh, that's a very kind thing of you to say, but it's clear that there's all sorts of dust lying about.

[ gesturing towards the kitchen ]

If you wouldn't mind sweeping up the kitchen, I'll give you some biscuits afterwards.