Shitty Revenge

[nineinchnoodles]

My neighbor's dog keeps pooping outside my house, and of course it is because the owner allows it.
Should I:

A) ignore it and hope he gets tired
B) put the poop in a bag, knock on his door and say "Oh, Hai, I think this is yours, cheers!"
C) Wait with a an airsoft sniper rifle and when he comes around shoot him (neighbor not the dog)
D) Collect a week

Comments

[letmeblowya]

(F) is the answer.

[byname]

Just talk to him. If he then refuses to control his dog, you have complete rights to everything you just listed :)

yeah,

[evilingredients]

i'm gonna have to say all of them but the first one. unless you think you or the neighbor is gonna be there for a while, cuz if that's so, then i say be civil.